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Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

Sep-6-2012 12:46

You got rid of the dog - but you had to eat it.


I wish I could get on Sleuth everyday.

Sep-8-2012 17:31

You can get on sleuth everyday. It's wonderful! Your becoming one of the best detectives sleuth has ever seen.
But soon your family notices that you've become addicted to it. Everyday when all your cases are done, you feel empty. Soon you start making new accounts, At first Sleuth Admin doesnt' mind. But soon you alone, are half of the population of sleuthville.
One day Sleuth Admin cuts you off. You go insane and decide to become a real detective. But you can only do small cases, like who ate the last piece of pie. Soon your parents decide that the only way to help you is to ship you off to a nut house. Where you live happily ever after in a padded room.

I wish for a better phone battery.

Sep-9-2012 05:50

With the reliable better battery you have, you start walking at a park with music on your ears. The sky so blue, and clouds so white, just as you were thinking how great it feels to be able to listen to music from your phone without an interruption, a kid on a bicycle whizzes by, touching you by the shoulder, upsetting your balance and causing you to drop your phone. Nothing happens to the battery but the phone is broken.

I wish I was a maestro in some philharmonic orchestra and was called a genius and paid for publicly satisfying myself in bouts of eargasm and also any instant gratification of the kinesthetic kind.

Sep-11-2012 08:49

Wish granted, but you have a heart attack after a week.

I wish I would never have to eat another tuna sandwich ever again.

Sep-11-2012 15:28

Wish granted. But, now you must drink a tuna smoothie every day to conteract the effects of the over Lord Ruler Catman. Who has made it a rule one must eat tuna everyday or fear his mighty claw.

I wish the Doctor's TARDIS would crash into my house.

Sep-11-2012 17:17

It does. Right on top of you while your sleeping.

I wish I had some kind of sweet snack....

Sep-11-2012 17:30

You get a sweet snack, but it was too sweet. Much too sweet. It is so sweet that it is completely disgusting, so you throw it away.

I wish my subription to Sleuth would never expire.

Sep-28-2012 09:09

Your Sleuth subscription never expires. This is because you're trapped in a time-distortion field, frozen for ever in stasis. To make matters worse, your companion is a rabid skunk.

I wish I was a morning person.

Oct-19-2012 12:33

Wish granted, you are a morning person! You are only awake in the morning (from 12:00 AM to 12:00 PM). Oh, the things you will miss!

I wish I could subscribe.

Nov-2-2012 07:49

You finally save up enough to subscribe, and then your computer crashes.

I wish I had more time to relax.