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Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

Jun-14-2012 21:34

Psssh, easy. You are really really good at hunting villains. Sadly, you are really really bad at assessing the credibility of supervisors, so now you find your energies divided. This works poorly with the available opportunities you feel qualified for.

Which case will you crack first?

1) Miss, that fat kid ate my twinkie
2) If it's on my property, I can kill it. Does the law change if I can't tell a dandelion from a human kid?Both of them have awkwardly large heads.
3) The illuminating dome trial of hey - is hair loss really permanent, or can i get a free wig for applying to law school?

I wish my current shirt didn't smell like the dumpster behind an animal rescure agency.

Jun-18-2012 10:42

Wish granted. Now your shirt smells like the trash can on the street corner :)

My wish is simple. I wish to be invisible whenever I will it, but always for just 30 mins exactly.

Jun-18-2012 11:03

Wish granted. It's cool for the first few weeks. Eventually it becomes a habit. Then something compulsive and soon an obsession. Eventually you get so carried away with it, your power is removed.

I wish this cold will go away.

Jun-18-2012 22:08

Cold gone - Hello fever! It hurts when you move AND when you stay still, and there's black stuff in your teeth every time you laugh. Your dentist calls you Darth Vader, and everyone else calls you "Kid Aquafresh". Your dentist is right-there's some bacteria in there old enough to say "Luke,I am your father", and the whole thing pretty much smells like a sack of dead cats.

I wish I had three tacos.

Jun-20-2012 07:48

Wish granted. You have three tacos. While walking on your way home, you're mugged by a homeless guy, who then steals your tacos. Guess you should have driven.

I wish I was immune to sarcasm.

Jun-20-2012 13:13

BOOM You're immune to sarcasm but vulnerable to gullibility, and if you believe that ive got a bridge to sell you :)

I wish i had more time.

Jun-21-2012 00:59

You have all the time in the universe. Aeons of empty days stretch ahead of you. An infinity of meaningless lifetimes. It's all very depressing.

I wish I had enough money to buy a bridge.

Jun-22-2012 08:28

Poof, you have enough money to buy a bridge....unfortunately its made up entirely of legos and doesnt really serve much purpose for a bridge. But you can always take it apart and make something else- the joy of legos!

I wish id had more sleep.

Jun-22-2012 09:21

You have all the sleep you want. In fact you develop narcolepsy to live up to your potential and then you start hibernating.

I wish I could stuff all the bigots in this world into spaceships that I'd then send to space, watching them inevitably sit in an orbit and start rotating around some stellar object forever.

Jun-25-2012 22:33

Poof Eden, all the bigots in the world are put onto spaceships and sent out into space, unfortunately our new found peace and quiet on earth is ruined when some neighboring aliens get pissed off that we sent them our trash, we all get obliterated, good and bad folk alike. Bummer.


I wish i were a jet-setting billionaire slash adventurer, some kind of pleasant mix between Bruce Wayne and Indiana Jones. :D