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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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Breitkat
Breitkat
Pinball Amateur

Dec-9-2009 16:36

You hit a button on the radio. Instead, the windshield wipers go off. (What the...??) You turn on the lights. The trunk flies open. You turn on the heater. The 'low battery' light goes on on your dashboard. You get out and open the fuel cap, only to see a sticker over it: "This vehicle runs on hairspray and styling products only. No gasoline allowed."

Just as you're ready to break into tears, you happen to glance towards the glove box again, and see a small note, with a bright green bow stuck on it:

Dear Molly:

You've been a very good, if somewhat problematic, child, this year. So I've given you your heart's desire. Here is your *Stupid* car. May you have many, many long years of enjoyment out of it. Or hair-pulling, whichever comes first.

Love, Santa Cluz

P.S. -- No refunds, exchanges or whining allowed. You asked for it. Marry Xmus. S.C.

Enjoy!! ;-D ;-D ;-D

I wish my two Princes of Mischief would stop chewing on my blue spruce Christmas tree. (They seem to think the needles make a pretty good toothbrush or something. :-/ )

Kathryn Gumshoe the 7th
Kathryn Gumshoe the 7th
Battered Shoe

Dec-10-2009 16:43

Your two Princes of Mischief stop chewing on your Christmas tree. In fact, they're both fast asleep. Suspicious, you go to check on the tree, and find that it is bare to the branches. The Christmas presents under are all exposed for all the world to see-- at least, the ones that aren't already ruined. Apparently they like wrapping paper, too.

I wish I could have black roses at my funeral. :D

Clint Forthwright
Clint Forthwright
Old Shoe

Dec-10-2009 22:51

You have black spraypainted roses. Other than that, you get nothing!

I wish Christmas wasn't so commercialized.

Kathryn Gumshoe the 7th
Kathryn Gumshoe the 7th
Battered Shoe

Dec-11-2009 16:33

[What a great wish, Clint! I wish that every day of December.]

Christmas isn't so commercialized. Now people want to worship Black Friday because they think that trampling over some poor guy at Wal-mart is cool. Every year now, it's tradition to kill someone, friend or foe, on Black Friday. Watch out! You may be next.

I wish my choir director wasn't so nuts about Christmas songs. :(

Vulkie3
Vulkie3
Haynes

Dec-11-2009 18:17

Guess what,your Choir director has a great new idea. He only wants to do "Easter" songs,in favor of the Easter Bunny. He even dresses up like a bunny. Hope that'll make your day!

I wish that I got a nice day for once in a while

M. Lacrimosa
M. Lacrimosa
Thespian

Dec-13-2009 19:15

Granted. You get a nice day. You're out side enjoying the beach. You're talking to someone one. A person that you find very attractive. And he starts calling your name. And it gets louder and louder and louder. Finally, you snap back into reality and realize it was just a dream.

I wish the cast members of the Christmas play would memorize their lines instead of using that goofy projector to display their lines on the wall of the back of the church.

luc pfeiffer
luc pfeiffer
Red-Nosed

Dec-17-2009 13:34

Good news for you! The bulb that projects the lines for the cast on the back wall of the church burns out with a great big poof! Right in the middle of rehearsal, the back of the church goes black, throwing EVERYONE (except you) off their lines. Panic ensues and players dive off the stage to find their script books (the show must go on after all!).

Even better news for you. Because the cost of a new bulb for that thingie is around $500, it's going to take a LOT of bake sales to replace the thing. So for the next, say, 6 months, the projector thingie is out of commission. Since the play is in two days, each person in the play (except for you) does a crash course in rote memorization. They do manage to remember their lines and the show goes on to mad applause for everyone (especially you)!

Now the bad news. Turns out the play they do year after year after year that you memorized your lines for three years ago was deemed old and boring. So they wrote a new one! Unfortunately, you were out the practice that they brought out the new scripts and nobody bothered to inform you that you needed a new copy. Because everyone was concentrating on reading their lines from the projector thingie, nobody caught that you were reciting the wrong ones. Oops.

The play is a marvelous success with EVERYBODY in the church laughing whenever you speak. It is only at the cast party that they announce that you've been using the lines from the old play, thus earning the booby prize instead of that MVP you've been vieing for. Too bad! Well, at least you have a whole year to get the new script and memorize everyone's lines in it so that you can play ALL the parts. That MVP trophy will be yours for sure! (Ha ha ha and Ho ho ho laugh the Fairy Godmother and Santa Cluz. Oh no, what on earth does this mean for our hero?, we ask...)

luc pfeiffer
luc pfeiffer
Red-Nosed

Dec-17-2009 14:07

I wish the caroling door to door was still popular and that a group would come to my door.

Sunniva
Sunniva
Nomad

Dec-17-2009 17:57

Oh, luc! They still do, and this year they manage to make it to your trailer park and sing their little hearts out for you. What makes it even more exciting is that they aren't associated with any officially recognized church and what you have is a blend of members from "The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence" and women from the strip club down the ways from your "neighborhood". (http://www.thesisters.org/meet.html) What they sing are revamped holiday and show tunes that are mostly about Santa slumming it at a Bath House after a long night of delivering toys. All in all it would be hilarious, however you have your family over and they are only singing at your trailer, for over an hour. And your family wonders why they have even revamped a version of "Walking in a Christmas Wonderland" into "Walking Round in Women's Underwear", including the line, "Lacy things, Luc's wife's missing..." (http://www.links2love.com/christmas_songs_womens_underwear.htm)

And to top it off your Uncle has his new video camera and if filming the entire thing and it get's posting on various blogs and websites becoming viral.

I wish that there was something new and trashy for me to read on my kindle.

luc pfeiffer
luc pfeiffer
Red-Nosed

Dec-18-2009 00:59

Ah the memories!

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