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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Aug-24-2009 23:22

FREEDOM! It's a world of laughter, a world of cheers, and a world where someone hated disney so much they sliced off Mickey's ears. But you go, Van Gogh...everyone likes a guy who's into respecting the extremities. You know that baby song that goes "head and shoulders, knees and toes...knees and toes...knees and toes"? Sure you do. It's your anthem. And you get to sing it on the first ever REAL WORLD PEACE DAY! How cool is that, yo?

Sadly, you only get through a few bars when Noah realizes his ark is a metaphor for a womb, and that thus, he is merely a metaphor for a woman. Ugliness ensues, and you have to spend a week smelling like bibles, birdcages and lady secret. But that's okay, cause you're strong enough for a man but made for a woman.

I wish I had a really big boat.

Sir William Weine
Sir William Weine
Lucky Stiff

Aug-27-2009 06:29

You have a really big boat. However, it is made of mud and sinks as soon as you get on it.

I wish for an opportunity to play my new mystery board game.

luc pfeiffer
luc pfeiffer
Red-Nosed

Aug-28-2009 11:02

Poof! You receive an opportunity to play your new mystery board game (no fairy godmother needed). Unfortunately, this is a mystery board game in the old sense of mystery. In a twist strangely akin to the Harry Potter chess thing, the pieces come alive, eat the board and then have no idea where to go so they begin gnawing on you. Makes you wish it was Missy, don't it, so you could distract her with a nice steak. You don't have 8 steaks though, so you'll just have to put up with being nibbled on until you can return the game...

I know, i've wished for this before. But i wish someone would come over and do my homework (or my housework, take your pick). Have fun with the Feynman!

Sir William Weine
Sir William Weine
Lucky Stiff

Aug-30-2009 10:53

Someone comes around to your house and does your homework. Then your laundry. Then turns into a giant dog and barks at you. When you wake up, Missy has done your homework... Or, to be exact, done something on it...

I wish there was another expansion to Red Alert 2 (yes, I said 2!!)

Kyle XY Rocks
Kyle XY Rocks
Pinball Amateur

Aug-31-2009 22:50

You get the expansion. When you get it home and put it in Your system catches a virus that Coppleman forgot to check for. So you system crashes and blows up. Now who to blame? That Darned COPPLEMAN!


I wish i had The New Nancy Drew game Warnings at Waverly Academy.(it does not come out till october):(

Clint Forthwright
Clint Forthwright
Old Shoe

Sep-1-2009 10:57

Thanks for sticking me with something esoteric. So, you get the warnings and here they are:

WARNING!!! Don't get your hopes up because it doesn't come out until October of 2034. That's a paradox.
WARNING!!! #2 Don't name your detective Kyle XY Rocks. Damn it! Too late.
WARNING!!! #3 Whoever corrupts my wish will have to answer to my white parrot.

I wish this recession would end now and jobs in every field were abundant so I can finally begin my career as a firefighter.

luc pfeiffer
luc pfeiffer
Red-Nosed

Sep-1-2009 13:13

You're in luck! Sir William Weine decides to change from shooting people to lighting up the joint, literally. He has so much fun that two other anti-social personality types decide to join in the fun. There are so many fires going off it looks like LA during a hurricane of Santa Ana's.

The city gets desperate and decides to hire ANYONE who is stupid, er, dedicated enough to face 60 foot high flames with only an emergency blanket. (Fortunately Weine and associates are too busy to apply.) Not only do you get the job, you get promoted within a week!

Now for the bad news. Because this is an online cyber game, suspects are not hard to find. They're also easy to track. Within a month Weine and associates are nailed and put in jail, fined for all the million dollar mansions they burned down, assigned to the tree planting work detail and forced to wash fire engines in their spare time. You, however, being last in are first out and lose your prime position. Waaaaahhhh. You cry like a baby too until the next surge in crime and then go back to being a plain old detective, hated by cops, mistrusted by the public and shot at by the bad guys. Enjoy!

Since you now have spare time on your hands (no longer being a firefighter and all), I wish you (or someone like you) can come and buttle for me (that is what a butler does right?). The silver needs polishing and there are two dogs that would LOVE to go for a four-hour trek each day...

luc pfeiffer
luc pfeiffer
Red-Nosed

Sep-1-2009 13:28

Um, Mr. Sir William,

hope you don't mind 'un peu de plaisanterie' (a little joke) at your expense. You can go back to shooting people now if you like...

Wolf Girl 22
Wolf Girl 22

Sep-1-2009 23:47

You get a buttle but he's really strong so he bends your sliver and then he snaps the leashes for your dogs and they go bye bye!


I wish That my dad comes through surgery ok........... I love him so much.........

Wolf Girl 22
Wolf Girl 22

Sep-3-2009 23:01

Ok I'm now happy that none on slueth wants to trash my wish! so I get my wish but when I get the bill it's my life savings and 20$ more. And No body would give me a 20!


Now I wish............. hmm I wish I knew what to wish for!

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