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Corrupt A Wish
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Bill Oakes
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Sep-15-2006 02:30
This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:
Person 1. I wish I had a dog
Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it
I wish I had a muffin
Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.
And so on.
Your firt wish to corrupt is this:
I wish I had a new car.
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Cordelia Falco
Battered Shoe
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Jul-25-2008 13:06
You magically heal Rocky's face, but in the process you accidentally make him look like Groucho Marx.
I wish clothes would wash themselves.
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topkebab
Lucky Stiff
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Jul-25-2008 20:55
All clothes now wash themselves, unfortunately they never learned that colours should be separated so now all clothes have turned a generic shade of "ewww".
I wish the food in our canteen is edible.
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Razamatazz
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Jul-27-2008 12:42
Your wish came true, BUT unfortunately you contracted a rare form of botulism that makes your ears turn a nice shade of purple.
I wish I could run away to the Bahamas and have good looking guys rub my back with suntan oil.
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John Mckane
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Aug-4-2008 19:07
Your wish was granted but the suntan oil was a type of seasoning and they ended of being canibals
I wish I knew Kung Fu
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topkebab
Lucky Stiff
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Aug-4-2008 22:37
You know kung fu but are so clumsy at it that you get beaten up by a bunch of 10 year old girls in front of the primary school.
I wish I was still on holiday.
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proffeser pisspot
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Aug-15-2008 15:44
your still on holiday but fell asleep on the beach and got the worse case of sunburn ever. i wish i was in europe
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Sunniva
Nomad
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Aug-15-2008 16:49
You're in Europe! Central Europe - Circa 1916 and everyone is suspiscious of you the foreigner during these stressful times of war.
I wish that Annie Oakley had been a saloon gal instead of a sharp shooter.
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Razamatazz
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Aug-17-2008 09:05
Your wish came true but when a cowhand tried to make a move on her, she shot his woohoo off.
I wish Jesse James was still alive.
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Ilovepink
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Aug-17-2008 12:33
Your wish came true Jesse had lung cancer and died. I wish that I got a chance to meet Micheal Landon.
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Sophie4
Gopher to the Sleuth Gods
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Aug-17-2008 13:29
Your wish came true you got to live with Michael out on the prairie. It was tornado season and you had to live 8 months in a cavern underground. You developed rickets from lack of sunlight and scurvy from lack of vitimin C. When you came out of the bunker, Michael took one look, screamed, and shot you.
I wish I could get a gig on "Just for Laughs"
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