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Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

Sep-7-2007 14:48

You are drinking a liquid slightly warm and yellowish from a Budweiser can. Mmmm Budweiser.


I wish I could ride an elephant.

Sep-7-2007 19:11

You are riding an elephant, but someone else knocks you off and steals the elephant.


I wish my friend would act smart while she looks over my shoulder at the computer.

Sep-8-2007 00:14

Your wish is granted in fact she actually is now smarter than you and takes over the computer from you, so we now are talking to her instead of you.

I wish I were as cool as Cow Ward II...

Sep-8-2007 00:38

Like wow! "Tessa" from Teen Beat magazine phones you to inform you that you have JUST surpassed Cow Ward on the alltime coolness chart! Yo! Izzle!

Sadly, in his retaliatory rage, Mr. Ward vows to never utter your name, or any other palindrome again, and throws a level, a bib, a guy named Bob, some straw warts, and the band Abba at you. Which sucks for two reasons: one, you're not a dancing queen and two, every time you try to throw away the resulting refuse the garbageman who used to play uncle Joey on Full House smirks at you while he's picking it up because he's still ahead of you on the alltime list.

I wish I had an uncle named Joey.

Sep-8-2007 09:16

You do have an Uncle named Joey. Joey Buttafucco. At all the family reunions all you hear is countless stories about this hot little number he picked up while working as a mechanic.

I wish it was still yesterday

Sep-8-2007 10:22

It is yesterday... except now you're confused because it's also today... uh-oh, are you losing your marbles? ;)

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight ((oh this will be fun to corrupt...))

Sep-10-2007 18:19

You are now able to eat anything you want without gaining weight. In fact, you can eat everything without weight-gain: hamburgers, sundaes, milk shakes, ice creams, books, tables, chairs, granite, chalk, marble. There you go gorging down that stapler. No, Michaelangelo's David is not your Sunday brunch. Here, go chew on some pencils instead.

I wish I knew the story of how LauraVo got her hands glued to her face.

Sep-11-2007 00:01

If I told you that, I'd have to kill you.


I wish I knew why my Ford 4x4 has a gremlin sticking out of its rear-end.

Sep-11-2007 00:51

Well, clearly you got it wet, named it 'Stripe' fed it after midnight and made it watch a bunch of really bad movies from the eighties. From behind. And, in a toy store.

I wish I knew what Cow Ward was saying was 'this big' and started with the letter 'O', the moment his avatar was captured on film.

Sep-12-2007 13:39

Onomatopoeia. Now you feel like you really didn't want to know that... in fact, now you're very confused.



I wish my I had perfect eyesight