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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Aug-21-2007 00:23

Oh, he will. He does. He did. But thanks to his advancing years and some complete ass-headed marketing guy's misunderstanding of the fact that somewhere down the road the Italian Stallion had an Italian stroke, the special promotion for the movie is a free, gonna-get-it-even-if-ya-don't-wannit tablespoon of warm, clear, butter flavoured drool on every bag of yummy yummy poppin' corn sold in participating theatres. Thanks from the movie-going public.

But hey, every cloud has a silver lining. Somewhere in mascot-land, Orville Redenbacher just got a nipple erection. First one since the Great War.

I wish I could remember that thing I reminded myself to remember, but forgot.

Henry Walker
Henry Walker

Aug-21-2007 17:40

You rememeber the next day and it turns that it was to pay your taxes, which was due a month ago. Hope you enjoy debtors prison.



I wish that I didn't have to put a wish ( idon't know what to wish for)

Cordelia Falco
Cordelia Falco
Battered Shoe

Aug-22-2007 05:59

You don't have to put a wish. But this makes the whole game grind to a halt and you can no longer feed your addiction. To make up for it, you become addicted to watching endless re-runs of Dawson's Creek.

I wish I knew who Orville Redenbacher was.

Sophie4
Sophie4
Gopher to the Sleuth Gods

Aug-22-2007 11:09

Orville Redenbacher storms into your house, smears you all over with full fat butter and stuffs you into your microwave oven. After 6.5 minutes your muscels and joints begin popping. Just before the final timer rings your ear drums and your head pops too. Mmmmm buttery.......

I wish I had learned to read.

Scarletta Jones
Scarletta Jones

Aug-22-2007 15:31

You decide to take a "Learning to Read" class at your local library. But as you're getting ready to go, Orville Redenbacher bursts through your front door, smears you all over with full fat butter, and stuffs you into your microwave oven. You begin to pop after a mere 3.5 minutes, and by the time Cordelia would have started popping, you've become a snack for all the kids taking the "Learning to Read" class.

I wish that every wish I made would come true.

Brasco De Gama
Brasco De Gama
Old Shoe

Aug-22-2007 18:50

Every time you make a wish, it comes true....
.... and every single time, it gets corrupted.

I wish I could remember what I was going to type next...

Banginger
Banginger

Aug-23-2007 12:21

But unfortunatly you have a banging headache and forget what you were to type.

I wish that I'll get a pay-as-you-go mobile phone, but...........? =]

Arabella Parker
Arabella Parker
Well-Connected

Aug-23-2007 12:24

You get a pay-as-you-go mobile phone, but the rates are 200 times what it would be if you had a contract. You can only afford to make one 2 minute phone call a month.

I wish I did not have to get my wisdom teeth yanked out.

ctown28
ctown28
Huntsman

Aug-23-2007 17:25

You don't get your wisdom teeth pulled and within 3 months you end up looking like Sloth from The Goonies

I wish I was on a hot streak in Vegas

Anikka
Anikka
Babelfish

Aug-23-2007 18:16

Yeah, that's the hottest streak they've ever seen in Vegas. Of course, it's 124 degrees, and you're nekkid, and boy does that asphalt burn your feet as you run down the street! Of course, the jail isn't air-conditioned, either.

I wish I had a real, legal-tender dollar for every time a person somewhere in the world said the word "the" - in any language.

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