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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Jul-20-2007 01:24

Oh you are. The nineteen grease-laden Taco Bell Gordita wrappers around your ankles have fast-tracked you to grin city and made you their drooling mayor, in your cheese-clogged imagination. But now you have a tiny chuhuahua licking your ankles and looking at you all puppy-wants-salsa eyed, and a regular Tuesday appointment with Julie, who flushes colons when she's not a waitresses at T.G.I. Fridays.

T.G.I. not tuesday :)

I wish bean dip was the default liquid in water fountains.

Brasco De Gama
Brasco De Gama
Old Shoe

Jul-20-2007 06:16

You have your wish, bean dip is now spewing forth from every fountain ever built (and some that never were :} ). How has it happened? Simple. They decided to rename water "bean dip". Unfortunately this decision lead to all purveyors of bean dip suddenly going out of business because whenever someone ordered it, they would only recieve good ol' H2O. Still, if you are desperate for bean dip, don't worry, we've now got oceans full of the stuff.

I wish crunchpatty wasn't quite so obsessed with food!

Anikka
Anikka
Babelfish

Jul-20-2007 10:39

Suddenly, Crunchpatty no longer cares about food, except for mediocre meals when necessary. Still, everyone needs an obsession, so he finds a new one. Your personal life!! That's write, every time you turn around, there's Crunchy, gettin' all in your business and writing about it in his My Little Pony journal so he can read it all night long. Lucky you.

I wish we had a unified planet, and Crunchpatty was its leader. MUAHAHAHA!

48484848
48484848

Jul-20-2007 14:07

You found one, but when you left it for a short time it was destoyed.

I wish I had a computer

Lailani
Lailani
Well-Connected

Jul-20-2007 15:42

You do have a computer! Your so excited about it that you spend hours and hours on it everyday until, unfortunately, you get carpel tunnel and can no longer use your computer.

I wish banana splits weren't fattening.

Brasco De Gama
Brasco De Gama
Old Shoe

Jul-20-2007 15:53

Nah-nah-nah
nah-na-na-na
Nah-nah-nah
na-na
na-na
nah
Fleegle, Bingo, Droopy and Snorky don't add any inches to your waistline!

I wish I wasn't getting so old. :}

Brasco De Gama
Brasco De Gama
Old Shoe

Jul-20-2007 15:55

Apologies to Drooper for spelling his name wrong.

Meteor Roger
Meteor Roger
Well-Connected

Jul-20-2007 17:15

You can no longer get old. Instead your age starts shrinking towards the years of your infancy!

I wish that the next rock I throw will fly across the world.

woggle woggs
woggle woggs
Well-Connected

Jul-20-2007 20:34

You come across the hardest, sharpest, meanest looking rock you ever did find and you give it a good hurl. Off it goes on its global adventure, and miraculously does not hit any birds, low-flying planes or long-necked humans during its trip around the world. You turn around to see if it made it all the way around. Unfortunately for you, it does. In fact your throw was so perfect, it returns to exactly where it started and hits you soundly on the head, knocking you senseless!

I wish pigs could fly. Imagine the backlog of wishes that would be fulfilled!

Sunniva
Sunniva
Nomad

Jul-21-2007 02:06

Well my dearest Woggle pigs begin to fly unfortunately you've promised an awful lot of tough looking men, and Sunniva, a lot of things, "when pigs fly," so now they have come asking you to pony up. And aside from Bush's Baked Beans secret recipe you don't have much to show for the flight of pigs and Sunniva leads the mob right to your doorstep...

I wish Brasco De Gama wrote letters to me in code.

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