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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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Kyana
Kyana
Nomad

Jul-2-2007 10:42

McDonalds is always hiring. Unfortunately, your under-qualified.

I wish i was on an Alaskan Cruise.

senoritaclara
senoritaclara

Jul-7-2007 07:35

You are on an Alaskan Cruise, but you are blind and deaf and suffer from amnesia, so you cannot see or hear anything and will forget any sensations you do experience.

I wish I was a main character in a Disney movie.

Scarletta Jones
Scarletta Jones

Jul-7-2007 11:56

Well didn't you get the call? They're remaking Snow White and they wanted you to star! What's that? Your phone lines are down because of an awful storm? Oh well, maybe next time they remake a classic they know you'll be perfect for...

I wish that I coulld marry a movie star.

senoritaclara
senoritaclara

Jul-7-2007 19:37

You make headlines all over the country... for being the first person ever to marry a hollywood star on the walk of fame. You marry movie actor Rudolph Valentino's star. The next day, when you are found lying on top of the star talking to it, you are sent to a mental hospital.

I wish I could be a blonde for a day.

Kyana
Kyana
Nomad

Jul-7-2007 22:38

Your blonde for a day, unfortunately, your uneducated, have no sense of humor and small hooters!! Sadly, no one wants to talk to you.

I wish i were Japanese.

Mini Moi
Mini Moi

Jul-8-2007 03:05

You're Japanese! Just in time to witness a tsunami from up close, really really close, too close! You will be missed...

I wish this thread gets at least one more post ;)

LauraVo
LauraVo
Battered Shoe

Jul-10-2007 12:00

You get your wish, here I am posting, this does come with the sad knowledge that no one actually wanted to give you the gratification of corrupting your wish so I had to take copious amounts of bribe and dig deep into my soul of pity to write this.

I wish that Italo Calvino wasn't dead.

Cordelia Falco
Cordelia Falco
Old Shoe

Jul-11-2007 06:15

Italo Calvino comes back to life! Unfortunately he suffers a severe personality change and now writes bodice-rippers featuring winsome eighteenth century maidens and heroes with testosterone problems.

I wish I could take the rest of the day off.

Christina Williamson
Christina Williamson

Jul-11-2007 08:51

You do get the rest of the day off, but all your friends thought you were still working and forgot to invite you to a cool party that day. Your friends are having a great time, but you are stuck at home with nothing to do.

I wish my friend would call me.

Lailani
Lailani
Well-Connected

Jul-11-2007 09:19

After months of not hearing from your friend, she finally calls you. Unfortunately, she has been sleeping with your man behind your back!! They are running away together and you will never see either on again.

I wish my dog would put his toys back in his toy box.

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