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Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

Jun-28-2007 07:34

You do, but now you've got nothing to do and find yourself spending all your time at a postmodern male nude revue joint called 'Mobius Strips and The Pirates of His Pants'. Eventually you too lose touch with reality, along with most of your smaller currency and can be found throwing up in the ladies' room toilet accusing the larger chunks of being floating signifiers and muttering about g-string theory.

I wish I had me some postmodern pants.

Jun-28-2007 12:07

You get a pair, but they rip as soon as you put them on.

I wish I could go to the movies

Jun-29-2007 13:00

Your wish is granted, unfortunately you never get to leave and are forced to watch films created for use in elementary school that have the benefit of being both youthful and educational. Lucky you! As an added bonus the concessions are free only they are filled with healthy treats like pumpkin seeds, dried apples and plain milk.

I wish I was corrupted by Ceres Trajan.

Jun-29-2007 14:24

Your wish was corrupted, but not by Ceres Trajan...

I wish the 80's had never happened.

Jun-29-2007 17:01

Poof! The 80's never happened. But you've got the big 80's hair & everyone thinks you look a little weird.

I wish i could get a PE contact.

Jul-2-2007 10:01

You get your PE Contact but you never ever get evidence that your PE contact can check.

I wish I had a job.

Jul-2-2007 10:42

McDonalds is always hiring. Unfortunately, your under-qualified.

I wish i was on an Alaskan Cruise.

Jul-7-2007 07:35

You are on an Alaskan Cruise, but you are blind and deaf and suffer from amnesia, so you cannot see or hear anything and will forget any sensations you do experience.

I wish I was a main character in a Disney movie.

Jul-7-2007 11:56

Well didn't you get the call? They're remaking Snow White and they wanted you to star! What's that? Your phone lines are down because of an awful storm? Oh well, maybe next time they remake a classic they know you'll be perfect for...

I wish that I coulld marry a movie star.

Jul-7-2007 19:37

You make headlines all over the country... for being the first person ever to marry a hollywood star on the walk of fame. You marry movie actor Rudolph Valentino's star. The next day, when you are found lying on top of the star talking to it, you are sent to a mental hospital.

I wish I could be a blonde for a day.