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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Jun-21-2007 00:27

You didn't. She's got a dozen now; all of their jowels need cleaning, and she sends you the soiled q-tips as an expression of her rage, patriotism and gratitude. Along with her sheets, which for some reason smell a little like warm apple juice and rotten shark meat.

I wish I was good at art.

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Jun-21-2007 18:10

You're good at Art. poof. So good though Paul Simon doesn't know the difference. He's obsessed with the reunion tour, the Lady Blacksmith Mambazo Choir have set up their tour bus on your front lawn, and if he calls you "Mr Beer Belly, Beer Belly", one more time...

I wish it was Summer again. (in topsy turvy Oz it's Winter)

Brasco De Gama
Brasco De Gama
Old Shoe

Jun-22-2007 02:55

You are transported to England, where it is the height of summer, the torrential rain helps mask your tears.

I wish I knew how the universe began.

Dolly Dumplin
Dolly Dumplin

Jun-22-2007 05:29

You know how the universe began but it's taken you the remainder of your life to figure it out and before you can say Eureka! you die of old age.

I wish I could run fast.

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Jun-22-2007 06:27

Weeee-haaaaaw! Shazam! You can run like the wind! Curiously though, you now find that you have a few new things on your wish list, like a lump of sugar and for the tiny man in the tight pants who's literally on your back to loosen the saddle and stop calling you 'Secretariat'.

I wish I was a rock star.

Isioni
Isioni
Well-Connected

Jun-24-2007 18:13

You are a rock star... in the mediaeval ages. There is no electricity, you have to play your music on piano and not only it sucks but noone can understand why you scream that way. But you are famous anyway, the king cannot stop laughing at you.

I wish I could live in Creta!!!

Scarletta Jones
Scarletta Jones

Jun-24-2007 18:47

You arrive there, but your new house burns down. When you try to return home, you realize that you spent all your money on that house and your transportation. So now you're homeless in Creta.

I wish the man I love would love me back.

Brasco De Gama
Brasco De Gama
Old Shoe

Jun-25-2007 08:01

The man you love falls deeply in love with you, but you discover that his snoring is louder than a jet engine on take-off, he frequently wets the bed and he develops a hygene problem that makes him smell of turnips.

I wish Isioni would get a job.

Scarletta Jones
Scarletta Jones

Jun-25-2007 10:32

She gets a job, but it's in a lab where they only handle corrosive chemicals, and she proceeds to melt all her coworkers' faces off.

I wish Brasco wouldn't give such disgusting comparisons.

Brother Omnipotent
Brother Omnipotent

Jun-25-2007 19:47

He wouldn't, because he finds even uglier ways to comment on you.

I wish a nice poem to be written in my name.

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