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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

May-15-2007 00:06

Oh, you don't. Unfortunately, the Children's Make a Wish Foundation was TOTALLY banking on you, and now they're just HORRIBLY disappointed, sad kids keep leaving "Why auntie, why?" on your answering machine, and your lawn is strewn with tiny vacated wheelchairs with half-completed pictures of Mickey Mouse on your lawn. With the 'S' written backwards.

I wish I was sunburn-proof.

Anikka
Anikka
Babelfish

Jun-3-2007 21:05

Tada! Wax body mask!! Yes, you'll never sunburn again. Of course, children, animals, andbeautiful women run from the horrid sight of your melting, dripping visage.

I wish it wasn't so hot here in Roasting Pit 5. *sigh*

Cordelia Falco
Cordelia Falco
Battered Shoe

Jun-4-2007 05:50

Temperature lowered in Roasting Pit 5! It's now only three hundred degrees.

I wish I hadn't just eaten that mushroom stroganoff.

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Jun-4-2007 06:07

*poof* you haven't 'just' eaten it, you're STILL eating it. You NEVER stop eating it. Over and over and over and over. A never ending stream of mushroom stroganoff from hand to mouth; a creamy, fungi, torture. ICK!

I wish I could stop yawning!

Titus04
Titus04

Jun-4-2007 20:42

You quit breathing.

I wish I was happy.

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Jun-4-2007 23:20

Good thing you're a cheap date. With his last gasping breath, Squirrel yawns something vaguely resembling a valid credit card number into the phone after having mistakenly dialed the good people at the 'Meatloaf of the Month' club, rather than the paramedics, and you, Titus can look forward to a beefy vacuum-sealed tonsil party each and every (fourth) Tuesday.

Got salt?

I wish I could hit a shocking, make-scientists-take-off-their-wannabe- Elvis-Costello-glassesand-rub-their-disbelieving-eyes growth spurt. I feel all short right now.

Sunniva
Sunniva
Nomad

Jun-5-2007 16:56

The magic-growth-spurt formula works all too well. Congratulations, you know suffer from giantism.

I wish my wishes were incorruptible.

Titus04
Titus04

Jun-5-2007 19:48

Now, crunchpatty, that'd be mean if I had tonsils. Then again, if I get to make out with a beefcake who is hott! :-D

Sunniva, the genie left as he can't fufill an incorrputable wish.

I wish to have lots of geniune human friends and retain my human form.

woggle woggs
woggle woggs
Well-Connected

Jun-6-2007 20:46

Oh but you do - lots and lots of friends. Problem is they inhabit the cemetery, six feet under. You spend so much time frolicking in the graveyard, your living friends are spooked out and you lose them all.

I wish Bambi's mother didn't have to die so future generations of children will not have to be as traumatized and upset as I am, er was.

Anikka
Anikka
Babelfish

Jun-8-2007 10:22

Woosh - Bambi's mother LIVES! YAY! It's a great day for all forestkind. Not so for Disney, however - without that touching and adorable movie, the whole Disney empire never takes off, never becomes the giant it is today. And, hey. That's not a bad thing, so I guess I didn't properly corrupt your wish. :-D

I wish I had a maid. Ya know, just for today.

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