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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Apr-2-2007 10:29

Men experience childbirth but then you have to get up in the middle of the night to fetch them ice cream and pickles, rub their swollen cankles and listen to them cry about how fat they are.

I wish I could be a lawyer without actually having to attend law school for the next four years :)

Zeehawk
Zeehawk

Apr-3-2007 16:48

u dont go to law skool but then ur the worst lawyer out there making false accusations and saying worthless stuff in the court that doesnt make sense. then u get fired and spend the rest of ur life single with ur cat living on quarters.

i wish i was a journalist writing for the ny times and i was rich

Harrelson
Harrelson

Apr-3-2007 17:20

You become a rich journalist who writes for the NY Times, but are soon murdered by a vicious serial killer known as the "Wallstreet Wordsmith." The only evidence left at the scene of the crime was a page of the Times. There were violent highlight markings all over your article, each one indicated an instance in which you had written "u" instead of "you" or "ur" instead of "your."

I wish I was a superhero.

Zeehawk
Zeehawk

Apr-3-2007 20:30

let me make it nice and simple: ur already a superhero so u cant wish for it!
JK
ur a superhero but one day another superhero saves someone that u were gonna save but unfortunately he got there first. his name goes all over the paper and u get left in the dust.

i wish kids in junior high got the privileges that college students get lyk choosing classes, quitting classes, choosing where to spend lunch period besides the stupid cafeteria, etc.

Queen Shayna
Queen Shayna

Apr-3-2007 21:38

You get your wish: all classes offered at your Jr. High are college level.

I wish I had a roll of purple duct tape.

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Apr-4-2007 06:37

*then u get fired and spend the rest of ur life single with ur cat living on quarters.*

(on a completely aside note, I think this may not be a corrupted wish, but what I am actually headed for in life lol)

You have a roll of purple duct tape, but what the hell do you use purple duct tape for?

I wish I could make certain people disappear :)

Zeehawk
Zeehawk

Apr-4-2007 15:57

ur magic goes out of ur control and u make urself disappear
or
u feel guilty of making those people disappear :( and they haunt u in ur dreams

i wish i could do whatever i want and life was perfect and totally easy and nothing ever went wrong and i had the life of my dreams and my wish came true

Anikka
Anikka
Babelfish

Apr-4-2007 20:09

You got it! Nothing ever goes wrong, therefore you never have to solve a problem, thus losing your problem solving skills. Life is totally easy; you don't have to do ANYTHING... and so, you lose your ability to do anything - walk, talk, think, etc. Congratulations, you are now a vegetable!

I wish I would win the lottery - not a big one, just a small lottery that would pay enough for me to feel I could eat something better than Alpo in my old age.

LuthienAstraea
LuthienAstraea
Well-Connected

Apr-5-2007 11:36

Jackpot. You win the smallest lottery out there, just enough to cover you for an unlimited supply of Iams 'Active Maturity' crunchy bites(they are better than Alpo arent they?)..only problem is, your teeth and gums aren't as strong as they used to be in your younger days, hence ure stuck with slurping mashed up, soggy doggy bites for as long as you live. Delicious.

I wish I had the time and money to go for the Marathon de Sables in the Sahara

Arsenio Armas
Arsenio Armas

Apr-6-2007 04:33

You have the time and money but when you got there it was cancelled

I wish I was able to rule a country

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