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Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

Mar-23-2007 21:24

I wish Zeehawk had posted a wish.

Zeehawk DID post a wish, and you responded to it in such a way as to set yourself up for a one-sided conversation SO circular and pointless that it reminds everyone else in town of watching a revolting little inbred poodle eating its own leavings in the park when it thinks none of the other dogs are watching. Which, some suspect, is what you're shooting for image-wise anyways.

*Breaks the cycle*

I wish I had dead monkey-face heelies.

Mar-24-2007 09:42

You have the heelies, but you lost the wheels.

I wish it was summer break from school already.

Mar-24-2007 11:48

it is summer break from school already but you find out you're made to live in a deserted island with Donald Trump.

I wish I ruled the universe.

Mar-25-2007 12:22

you rule the universe but no one cares about your dumb rules.

P.S. forget it cuz ur never going to rule the universe

Mar-26-2007 01:28

I wish Zeehawk had cared about the dumb rules and posted a wish (again, this time the acoustic remix version, f/ Nelly Furtado and Timbaland).

I wish I liked Taco Bell.

Mar-26-2007 09:54

You like Taco Bell, but come to realise that it is only because ever since the franchise wars, every restaurant is Taco Bell.

I wish I knew what I wanted to wish.

Mar-26-2007 16:34

You do know what to wish for but, your wish doen't come true :(

I wish I knew what my cat was thinking

Mar-26-2007 17:42

*HISS* Granted and you find out that ur cute lil Fluffy actually holds his owner personally responsible for nipping his manhood during the '50% off neutering' day at the local vet. Now its spring, the birds n bees are gettin busy, n while Bambi n his bashful skunk friend(who ironically is named Flowers) are gettin harrassed by their female counterparts in the magic forest, ur poor kitty is now a miserable, lonely poof of a cat who is stuck with being called 'flaccid' by his mates. Tough life.

I wish I could find that pot of gold at the end of a rainbow

Mar-29-2007 04:45

You follow that rainbow and find the pot of gold! Fool's Gold, that is... oh, so sparkly, but worthless.

I wish I could have thought of a wish that didn't have anything to do with taking a nap, but I didn't. So I also wish I had taken a nap earlier.

Mar-29-2007 15:18

Rip van lucky you! You did take a nap earlier, but it was restless and beset upon with disturbing references from the corrupt-a-wish image-cyclopedia, leading to sweat-inducing nightmares about neutered cats, a rainbow trout dressed as a leprechaun, a howling army of beady-eyed taste buds and a barking muffin full of teeth at a tequila-soaked spring break party.

I wish I had one of those cool massage chairs.