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Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

Dec-2-2006 02:08

They don't. But in a remarkable display of goody goody Barney the dinosaur apple-cheeked wholesomeness, they start getting up at 3. Yay! Instead of snooze-rocking at 1, you've got news and weather at 3. The best news here is you can carry a remarkable amount of loose change in the bags under your eyes.

I wish jockeys rode pigs instead of horses.

Dec-2-2006 03:46

Ooh, how do you corrupt that wish. I have no idea what your intentions for the wish is.

Here goes. Jockeys do ride pigs instead of horses, but only to their new office job since they lost their jobs as horse racers.

I wish Mount Everest was actually a lake or inland sea.

Dec-3-2006 13:22

It IS a body of water but you fall in it.



I wish I were a millionare.

Dec-3-2006 22:16

DING DING DING.. you are a millionare!! to bad everyone else you know seems to be broke and uses you like an ATM.

I wish chocolate cake was healthy.

Dec-4-2006 13:30

it is healthy...but everything else is super bad and makes you fat and spotty and ives you all the diseases!

I wish I could play elephant polo (TRUE sport btw)

Dec-4-2006 15:06

You can play elephant polo, but on your way to the championship game in Dehli, India, your plane crashes and maroons you and your priceless elephant, Ophelia, on Gilligan's Island.

I wish that the white house would flood with tapioca pudding, made by a disgruntled ex-chef.

Dec-4-2006 17:00

uh...and why you would wish that I probably wouldn't want to know.

Anyway, the white house is suddenly flooded with tapioca pudding. President Bush, not being in the building at the time, decides to press charges for destruction of property and murder on the ex-chef because his all important speech writer was drowned in the pudding. The chef blames you for giving him the idea, and the FBI track you down and charge you for aiding the destruction of property and second degree murder. Thus you live out your life in a pleasant little jail cell filled with thugs three times your size.

I wish I had perfect health my entire life.

Dec-4-2006 17:46

why thank you, your honor.

Your life goes unplagued by sickness or or even allergies, but that life of perfect health continues on forever (seeing as the government says that it is impossible to die of old age) while you are haunted by the tyranical dictator George Bush XIV(yes, this is a referance to King Louis XIV).

I wish I hadn't brought up politics (even if it is a lame wish).

Dec-4-2006 19:39

Politics?? what politics?? you didn't bring up politics... instead you brought up the subject of football... insighting a riot over who's team is better.. now no one will take to anyone and everyone is mad.


I wish I could go on vacation to Scotland.

Dec-4-2006 22:24

Aye! An' wha' a brigh' bonny wee lassie she is, comin' ta our Fair Land, ta Land o' ta purple heather and sky-blue water... If ya ha'e a wee look o'er there, Lassie, ya can see er natushunal treasure, ta Ness...Great Scot!! Run fer ya life, Lassie!! Run fer yer....

(Oops, looks like Nessie was feeling a mite hungry today....Sorry bout that!! ;-)

I wish my honey would hurry up and come home to me.