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Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

Oct-27-2006 00:40

*shazaaam!* It NEVER rains on your day off, woo-hoo! Sadly, you just got fired and replaced by the chick who stinks of coconut oil, so every day is your day off. Mighty Oz is parched by a drought of biblical proportions, and you can't get Russell Crowe to stop drinking out of your birdbath.

I wish I could make myself burp like all the cool kids.

Oct-27-2006 10:50

You manage to make yourself burp, but as you do, some stomach bile full of your Chicken 'n Stars comes up with it all over your crotch. Everyone in the cafeteria points at you and laugh, and that's when you shart. :(

I wish I had a pet monkey that would throw poo on my enemies

Oct-27-2006 10:53

Granted, but then he gets confused and throws it on you.

I wish my cold sore would go away...

Oct-27-2006 16:25

Your cold sore disappears, along with your lip.

I wish i had a yacht.

Oct-27-2006 19:06

Woohoo *poof* there you go. And it's a beauty too. Huge. Pity it's stuck in the middle of the desert. Still I suppose it has it's upsides. You'll never get barnacles! Never have to pump bilge water. Oh and look nice people with their 'The End of the World is Nigh' signs have decided to come and camp out with you. (Obviously you know something about a flood they don't)... Have fun. "We shall over coooommmeee, We shall over coooommmeee."

I wish people still had manners.

Oct-27-2006 20:50

People get manners - and everyone falls in love with all the newly mannered people. Suddenly, the divorce rate skyrockets - and all those newly mannered people become angry over the settlements they have to pay...now the murder rate goes up...it's a vicious cycle.

I wish that Christmas (or Ramadan or Hanukkah or Kwanzaa, whatever) could be every day of the year!

Oct-28-2006 05:27

Ramadan lasts all year long now. Therefore we can't have dinner anymore before sunset. Eating after 8 PM is generally considered to be a strain on our digestion. People develop stomache problems and a twisted metabolism.

I wish I could be in a state of zero gravity

Oct-28-2006 11:58

Granted, but then you can't sleep in your nice comfortable bed because you float.

I wish earbuds would last longer.

Oct-29-2006 01:50

Earbuds overtake the Energizer bunny as the prime metaphor for endurance. Which sucks for the bunny, who is now out of work, and DOUBLE sucks for you when he sinks the buck-teeth of vengeance into your pinky toe.

Yeah, so I kinda wish I knew what earbuds were. Kinda a lot, actually. But that's no fun. I wish winter wasn't coming.

Oct-29-2006 08:37

Winter doesn't come. instead Fall feeps going and going and going. you then hate all colors that relate to fall and insist on wearing blue all the time because you have such a fragile mind.

I wish my hair would look good.