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Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

Oct-24-2006 03:47

You sleep forever but in your sleep you always have the same dream. It's becoming a real bore for eternity.

I wish there was a mountain named after me.

Oct-24-2006 09:53

Mt Everest was renamed Mt. Badass up until a portion of it broke off and fell on a village of blind lepers.

I wish I could be the President.

Oct-24-2006 13:51

You are the president but exactly thirteen days after your inauguration you are asassinated. You have a so-so funeral because no one really liked your short reign.

I wish that the person I love would like me back.

Oct-24-2006 15:19

The person you love does love you back now. All in a sudden it's a slow game now for you and every challenge is gone. You're beginning to loose your interest in what used to be your big love and compare him with a trained puppy following you everywhere.

I wish I live on the highest floor of the highest building in the world.

Oct-24-2006 17:16

You do but there are no stairs and have to be confined there because no one has wished for the highest ladder yet.


I wish that everything was everything.

Oct-25-2006 01:39

Everything is now everything. Swell, my bike is now a giraffe, my crimson man-thong is now a rasputin's egg (OUCH! and no I won't trade it) and daylight is now a thermos in some kid's My Little Pony Lunchbox. Also, Lauryn Hill and a gang of podmodernist lawyers sue you for copyright infringemnet, and now you're worth nothing. Which is now everything.

I wish I wasn't scared by the ambulance-ish sound of my new phone.

Oct-25-2006 07:27

You aren't scared by the ambulance-ish sound of your new phone since it rang and promptly scared you into a heart attack. The REAL ambulance came and you were so grateful for the EMTs who saved you that you now love and cherish your new phone for the wonderful memories of that day.

I wish that men were more sensitive to womens' needs.

Oct-25-2006 08:00

A lot of men are more sensitive to women's needs - unfortunately, they're the ones that swing "the other way."

I wish I could swim with dolphins

Oct-25-2006 09:15

You swim with dolphins. Those dolphins belong to the zoo, and so do you as part of an act.


I wish I was the owner of a circus.

Oct-25-2006 10:44

Voila! You are the proud owner of a flea circus.

I wish I had applied for that job in surgical.