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Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

Oct-19-2006 04:42

Well, sug, your li'l ol' wish is granted, but what you may not have reah-lized is that suth'ners talk sooo sloowww you'll be sawing gourds after the first sentence or two.

I wish my dog didn't hog my whole bed at night!

Oct-19-2006 07:39

no he doesn't, he only takes up 99 % now :)


I wish I had scales instead of skin

Oct-20-2006 01:06

you are covered head to toe in scales. Sucks that insecure women trample you to death trying to weigh themselves. The last thing you hear is "Does this mumu make me look fat?".

I wish "brunch" could decide whether it was more of a morning or afternoon person.

Oct-20-2006 21:26

LOL, crunch! :)

Brunch decides it's an afternoon person. In a fit of rage, lunch tries to take over dinner, dinner fights back - breakfast gets hit in the crossfire. Lunch gets arrested for murder and you end up with one meal a day.

I wish all months had at least one holiday.

Oct-21-2006 11:17

Your wish is granted, but that means that you now work for the State of KY and must put up with the other state employess.

I wish I could afford to buy a house.

Oct-21-2006 11:48

i wish i had a un-corrupted wish! lol

Oct-21-2006 16:25

Victoria:
You do have enough to buy a house and a very nice house at that. Although, being a doll's house it's just a tad too small for you yourself to move into.

i.a.buentello:
You get your uncorrupted wish, but the wish that is uncorrupted is your wish to have an uncorrupted wish. So, in essence you're no further forward.

I wish I hadn't slept in for work today.

Oct-22-2006 00:13

You are as cool as SS, but not as cute.

I wish I was a better writer.

Oct-22-2006 02:19

NICK: You are a better writer, but your ability to follow the message boards remains unchanged, and that I beleive is where you might need some work :D

[Either that or you just generally think I'm cute and felt the need to plight your troth ;) which is all good with me lol ]

GEDDES: You didn't sleep in for work today, you slept in last week, you've only just woken up today. No use ringing into apologise, your boss has already replaced you with an illegal immigrant who does your work for tacos.

I wish Santa would publish his 'Who's naughty / Who's nice list'.

Oct-22-2006 09:28

Sure you do SS, because you're name is always on the top for all to see since you bribe Santa every Christmas with heaps and heaps of spiced egg nog, chocolate milk, and chocolate chip cookies stolen from the local orphanages. Otherwise all you would find in your stocking on Christmas morning would be a lump of coal.

I wish I may, I wish I might, receive a TMX Elmo on Christmas night!