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Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

Oct-5-2006 19:21

*Poof* The world has stopped turning. Unfortunately, since it is the rotation of the earth that produces it's gravitational pull, everything on earth, including your sweet little self, floats away into outer space eventually dying a slow horrendous death outside of the earth's atmosphere. *Cheers*

I wish I had lived in the age of King Arthur

Oct-5-2006 21:03

you do merrily hop around at Camelot :) somehow you manage to annoy the evil Morgana that witch! she casts a spell over you making you unable to say anything but BOW WOW :-)

I wish my girlfriend couldn't say anything else but that too LMAO

Oct-5-2006 21:53

*I'd corrupt your wish, but all I can say is BOW-WOW*
*drinks anti-spell tonic*
Phew!
*pulls out her magic wand*
BadAss you now every man's dream of a girlfriend. She's built like Jessica Rabbit (Roger the Rabbit) and brings you your beer while you watch TV, cooks, cleans, does everything you ask and never talks (except to say bow-wow). Of course, since she's EVERY man's dream, she's quickly stolen away from you, leaving you all alone. And of course, having had the perfect woman, you can't find anyone else who pleases you, so you become a lonely old man. *sniff*

I wish I could quit exercising and not gain any weight

Oct-5-2006 22:20

you don't gain weight anymore......but your muscular structures gets weaker of the lack of excercise and thus transforms in fat and water. Thing is muscles weigh more than fat, so.....while your weight doesn't increase your body mass still does.

I wish I were a dictator in some banana republic

Oct-6-2006 01:38

KA-POW! Welcome to the republic of banana BadAss. It's all yours. Unfortunately this republic is just slightly south of Iceland and the bananas crumble in your iron fist. You're back to selling fake maps to celebrity homes under the bridge by the river.

I wish I hadn't just spent $10 on a nightgown I thought was just a big T-shirt.

Oct-6-2006 05:23

*I should have thought the Dora Explorer decal with the "ZZZZZ" in the cloud over her head was a dead give away*

*Sprinkles magic fairy dust on Crunchpatty's head - time reverses itself*

Crunchpatty doesn't spend $10 on a nightgown that (he says) he thought was just a big t-shirt. Instead he spends that $10 on a tube of model glue. However, it's an off brand and he suffers a severe allergic reaction while huffing. His brain becomes inflamed, he thinks he's a 9-year-old girl and wishes he had $10 to buy that Dora the Explorer nightgown at Wal-Mart.

Oct-6-2006 08:03

I wish I was independently wealthy and could travel the world

Oct-6-2006 08:15

*poof* you're a Hilton sister.... *pauses*... you know I don't think I can add to that :D

I wish I was one of the Banana Splits.

Oct-6-2006 18:28

But then some body eats you.


I wish Eddie Guerrero was still alive. Long live Latino Heat!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oct-7-2006 01:57

He's alive and kicking. Unfortunately, he's heard about your fixation with muscular Latin men slathered with baby oil, so most of that kicking is designed to get you to keep your mouth on your kneecaps while he "reminds you" what Latino Heat is all about.

I wish I knew how to hang-glide.