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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Oct-4-2006 01:31

(it didn't suck!)

Every drooling dumbass = a penny for Evelyn. What DOES suck is the fact that there's so many dumbasses out there that the dorkpennies fill your pockets and you have trouble swimming.

I wish there was no such thing as a professional "greeter". Them headsets done creep me out, ok?

Sleuth Sindy
Sleuth Sindy
Pinball Wizard

Oct-4-2006 03:40

Oooh! TWO wishes to corrupt. >)

Rosamund: You do find an Agatha Christie book - and that's the ONLY book you find.

Crunch: Your wish is granted - all professional greeters are rounded up and exterminated. The world then finds out that they were actually secret service men protecting the planet from aliens. Without their surveillance, the earth is attacked by a hostile planet and all human life forms are extinguished - AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!

I wish I could get my money back for every small kitchen appliance I have ever bought and that I never used.

BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Oct-4-2006 04:58

you do get all that money back! with that money in your pocket you go to the shopping mall, you have an irrational moment and spend all that money at once on edible undies.

I wish I could live in the sea.

Zocrates83
Zocrates83
Old Shoe

Oct-4-2006 05:11

you do get to live in the sea, in a nice little bungalow deep in the atlantic...unfortunately you forgot to ask for the ability to breath under water and died a slow, horrible death...

I wish i had a six pack (either one is fine)

Sleuth Sindy
Sleuth Sindy
Pinball Wizard

Oct-4-2006 05:18

*I can't believe you posted that. I will never share any of my secrets with you again, BadAss*

Your wish is granted, you live in the sea (in a specialized iglo). One day while out swimming around the neighborhood you get caught between two whales making whoopee and get flattened like a pancake.

I wish my dog was toilet trained

BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Oct-4-2006 05:23

again two wishes that need a bit of corruption :) tee hee

Zocrates, you do get a six pack of beer. The pressure inside is so high that when you open each can it splashes out like you never saw before. All this beer is in your ears now.

Sindy, your dog is well trained now, but he likes the toilet so much that it's occupied each time YOU need to go desperately.


I wish I could talk with animals.

Sleuth Sindy
Sleuth Sindy
Pinball Wizard

Oct-4-2006 05:44

Oh come on! You do talk with animals! You talk to men every day, don't you?

All right - You are now Dr. Doolittle, Jr. You understand the language of every animal that inhabits the earth. You also discover that animals aren't very bright and don't make very good conversationalists, but by the time you figure this out, you have forgotten how to communicate with humans and are condemned to a life of conversing about the delicate nuances of different types of grasses.

I wish I had a piece of beach front property in New Zealand

yoyofoshow
yoyofoshow
Old Shoe

Oct-4-2006 07:03

You do, but global warming melts the icecaps so now you own some property thats underwater.

I wish I could see S_S without his stache

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Oct-4-2006 07:41

You mean 'her' stache.

Anyway you see S_S: Sleuth Sindy without her stache (squint you can just see it in her av. now) and find yourself strangely enamoured by this mysterious older woman with the hairless lips. You quit School by a ticket and leave Singapore (I'm sorry mate if that's wrong - it's late) to be by her side, only to find to your dismay she's run off with the postman.

Que sera sera.

I wish I could wind the clock back a little from time to time so that I could go to bed at a reasonable hour (occasionally).

jasNmushu
jasNmushu
Well-Connected

Oct-4-2006 10:40

You do wind the clock back and as a result it is stuck there permanetly so now all you do is sleep all day...

I wish I was more witty for stuff like this..

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