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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Sep-19-2006 17:18

Cats & Dogs get on jussssst fine, unfortunately their mutant offspring, cogs and dats, are far from pleasant and the resultant plague leaves the earth a desolate barren wasteland.

OK I wish I could use less words so I could express my thoughts more concisely.

T. R. Wexler
T. R. Wexler
Well-Connected

Sep-19-2006 18:08

You can, but you only speak in one word.
I wish I could live forever!

BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Sep-19-2006 18:18

you live forever wishing you would die some day :)


I wish I could quit smoking

Jon Smith
Jon Smith
Old Shoe

Sep-19-2006 19:44

You quit smoking, only now you get fat and wish you could stop eating.


I wish I could grant everyone one wish.

Brishu Orton
Brishu Orton
Well-Connected

Sep-20-2006 02:51

You grant everyones' wishes, but there is someone whose best friend regrets wishing what they've wished. To help out, they use their wish to stop you from being able to grant your wish in the first place, negating all the wishes that you had granted, which means that their wish - that your wish hadn't been granted - didn't happen, so your wish 'was' granted.... and so on and so forth, leaving you stuck in a perpetual loop of wish-granting and wish-negation!

I wish only those with at least half a brain could get into politics.

Rosamund Clifford
Rosamund Clifford
Tale Spinner

Sep-20-2006 03:07

They do, but they can think only with the other half and everything remains the same.

I wish the dog in Shanghai says something useful instead of grrrr!

BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Sep-20-2006 04:20

The dog in Shanghai appears to be very talkative but bores you to death after a while with his technical descriptions of bones he likes to dig up


I wish the Etruskian alphabet could be decyphered

Rosamund Clifford
Rosamund Clifford
Tale Spinner

Sep-20-2006 05:19

It is decyphered, but it seems that every Etruscan text is a shopping list for the greengrocer and you only find out how many carrots they ate.

(By the way, did you know that the longest Etruscan text is in the Archaeological museum in Zagreb, and what's even more curious, it's written on a shroud wrapped around an Egyptian mummy).

I wish I could read Chinese.

BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Sep-20-2006 06:36

you're able to read Chinese now....somehow you find a secret document in that language, it clearly states how the Chinese government intends to nuke the western hemisphere. You decide to report this to The White House. Chinese secret agents find out about your plans and kidnap you to prevent this. They shave off your head and make sure you're underneath a leaking spot so that every 20 seconds a drop of water falls on your bald skull.

I wish I had a pet camel

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Sep-20-2006 10:22

WOOT! Your favourite auntie bequeaths you a sweeeet, pimpin' camel. It's built for speed, and you gain notoriety as the fastest camel jockey in five counties. Eventually your racing efforts are sponsored by Camel (tm) cigarettes, and your ride develops a nicotine addiction - the humps turn to tumors and have to be surgically removed. Now you've got a really ugly, cranky horse.

I wish I had a deep-fryer.

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