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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

Replies

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Sep-18-2006 22:03

Presto! You are the stupidest person on earth. But now, no-one likes you because the only thing you can say is "Doncha wish yer girlfriend was hot like me?".

I wish I had a vineyard.


Rosamund Clifford
Rosamund Clifford
Tale Spinner

Sep-19-2006 00:37

You have your vineyard, but you make so much wine that all the barrels in the world are not enough and you have to cut down every single tree in BadAss's rain forest.

I wish I could ride Three-Legged Tom.


BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Sep-19-2006 05:44

you ride Three-Legged-Tom but he gets so nervous he's jumping around and throwing you to the ground. You get severely bruised up and will need a cane to walk around, thus making you Three-Legged-Rosamund.

I wish hell would freeze over.

yoyofoshow
yoyofoshow
Old Shoe

Sep-19-2006 05:59

hell freezes over but that brings down the temperature of the rest of the world. leading to an iceage.

I wish i was the most popular guy in school.

Belle Star
Belle Star
Washed Up Punter

Sep-19-2006 10:56

You are the most popular guy in school, but it's because everyone makes fun of you for picking your nose.

I wish my dog could talk.



Rosamund Clifford
Rosamund Clifford
Tale Spinner

Sep-19-2006 11:34

He can, but talks only to Bill Oakes's dog who can talk too (it turns out that his dog is a she), they pack their bags and leave together.

I wish I could move to those beautiful new apartments in Cairo.

BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Sep-19-2006 17:12

You live in a nice apartment in Cairo but everytime you wanna go out of town you get hijacked by pirates so you're trapped there till eternity...


I wish cats & dogs would get along better

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Sep-19-2006 17:18

Cats & Dogs get on jussssst fine, unfortunately their mutant offspring, cogs and dats, are far from pleasant and the resultant plague leaves the earth a desolate barren wasteland.

OK I wish I could use less words so I could express my thoughts more concisely.

T. R. Wexler
T. R. Wexler
Well-Connected

Sep-19-2006 18:08

You can, but you only speak in one word.
I wish I could live forever!

BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Sep-19-2006 18:18

you live forever wishing you would die some day :)


I wish I could quit smoking

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