Al Z
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Sep-6-2006 23:18
Skills that would make us feel better!
1) Kung-Fu: After a townie has taken us for the $500 cash for a last desperate clue ride, we should be able to employ Kung Fu, beat the tar out of the townie, and get our cash back!
Take that Fishmonger! <Ayiiiiii!>
2) Advanced Hypnotism: Make those suspects bark like a dog or stab themselves in the eye socket with a pencil.
3) Canoe: Why pay $4000 to cross the ocean when you can just paddle your way there? Don't forget the canteen, yo!
4) Pawn Shoppery: Okay, so I picked the suspect's front door, got in, read the diary...and now to make a tidy little profit on the deal!
Whut? I am too the good guy.
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