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Skills we should have!
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Al Z
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Sep-6-2006 23:18
Skills that would make us feel better!
1) Kung-Fu: After a townie has taken us for the $500 cash for a last desperate clue ride, we should be able to employ Kung Fu, beat the tar out of the townie, and get our cash back!
Take that Fishmonger! <Ayiiiiii!>
2) Advanced Hypnotism: Make those suspects bark like a dog or stab themselves in the eye socket with a pencil.
3) Canoe: Why pay $4000 to cross the ocean when you can just paddle your way there? Don't forget the canteen, yo!
4) Pawn Shoppery: Okay, so I picked the suspect's front door, got in, read the diary...and now to make a tidy little profit on the deal!
Whut? I am too the good guy.
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Sep-7-2006 01:15
lol, okay so AndreaX and I aren't surgeons. (Well I'm not anyways). But we've been discussing a 'perform sex-change operation' skill. You get it from the Michael Jackson faction...Los Jackos or 'Thrillerz' for short.
Ugh...SS would you believe I have a framed poster in my house that says something along the lines of 'Visit Gill's Fish Grotto...Stop By Just For The Halibut' ?
*shamed*
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Serges
Vigilante
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Sep-7-2006 01:23
Personally, I've always thought that there should be a pair of skills designed to allow you to get one more piece of info from a clammed suspect.
For suspects of the opposite gender, you could use "Fancy dinner and liberal amounts of wine", and for same-gender suspects you could use "Drinking someone under the table". Both would cost the bribe amount for your case level, plus you can't use them if the bartender/waiter/waitress are clammed.
***realizes he put a lot of logistic work into this joke and proceeds to get sloppy drunk***
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Sep-7-2006 01:31
*follows suit*
wait...is the "grapestompers barfly union" like some wacky new faction, cuz if so...may I say, hubba hubba...
*deep thoughts voice* while I'm thinking of it, shouldn't you be able to unclam someone with liberal amounts of clamato?
Bloody Caesar, someone shut my mouth!
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jroepel
Con Artist
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Sep-7-2006 01:38
LMAO! I like all the skill suggestions.
I want to add the Three Stooges Eye Poke to all the p/e contacts in Shanghai. They are just evil! lmao.
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Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer
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Sep-7-2006 04:44
For those people stuck in Shanghai on an AV hunt ;) they should be able to use the 'Fortune Cookie' skill.
Once a day they can break open their Sleuth Fortune Cookie and read some words of wisdom...
Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.
A woman who seeks to be equal with men lacks ambition.
He who throws dirt is losing ground.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
You will receive a fortune cookie.
OK so it won't help you catch your baddie, but it might alleviate the pain :D
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Greyling
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Sep-7-2006 05:00
Thank you to the Weird Fortune Cookie Collection.
How about: Men who like rubbing it in, may wake up one morning with a horse's head in their bed and missing the left side of their moustache? :PPPP
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Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer
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Sep-7-2006 05:15
LOL Hey I've had that one before... go figure :s
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yoyofoshow
Old Shoe
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Sep-7-2006 05:25
LOL! How about a play some seducing jazz skill. I could have women begging me to go out with them. Kinda like real life. LOL! Not
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tollo
Old Shoe
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Sep-7-2006 06:01
I love all the ideas.
And something for us, who are stuck in Delhi for 5 days at Av hunt too......
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AndreaX
Thespian
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Sep-7-2006 06:11
You too tollo??
I really don't mean to complain, but this is really taking the fun out of the game!
5 days over 40 AI cases solved and I am still here!!!
What the hell!!!!!!!!!
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