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biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Aug-23-2006 22:01

I have created a sleuth miracle!

IT IS THE UNHIJACKABLE THREAD!

Go ahead and try, but this thread is about anything and nothing, all at the the same time!

This is the place where Al can talk about world domination, Crunch can worship David Hasselhoff, SS can try and find even more complicated questions for his pub quizzes, Nikkie can advertise for Tim Tams, cfm can troll for more Sharpie victims, JR can beg for the chance to win Bobo back, and bedazzling can be a way of life!

So go off, rant and rave, talk about anything, i don't care, I just wanted to see my avatar on the page (when its actually me anyways)

So go ahead, I dare you all to try and hijack me :)

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Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Jun-21-2007 20:32

Remember...

Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:

1. Eat less
2 Don't ask for money all the time
3. Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't want to wear your clothes
9. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and...
10. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.

Sleuth Sindy
Sleuth Sindy
Pinball Wizard

Jun-25-2007 02:15

I can't remember who originally said this, but having been away from my dog for over four weeks due to work and vacation, I am feeling pathetically sentimental about my dog these days:

"My goal is to be half the person that my dog thinks I am."

It is the most humbling experience in the world to look into her beautiful brown eyes and see the absolute, unconditional love and complete trust that is there. Pets are God's love in little packages.

yoyofoshow
yoyofoshow
Old Shoe

Jul-7-2007 17:05

Hehe number 10. 'If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.'. This is the one that made me laugh the most.



Sleuth Sindy
Sleuth Sindy
Pinball Wizard

Jul-8-2007 00:01

Yes, but if you're cooking dinner and have to leave the kitchen, your dinner is liable to be gone when you come back! :P

yoyofoshow
yoyofoshow
Old Shoe

Jul-8-2007 02:26

If you think cats and dogs are bad try sharing campsites with horses, donkeys and mules. They make interesting companions. Oh and by the way, I'm back from my trip :)

jroepel
jroepel
Con Artist

Jul-8-2007 17:53

my favorite dinosaur is the triceratops

jroepel
jroepel
Con Artist

Jul-8-2007 18:01

have you seen the video of the guys putting the x-mas lights in the microwave? Crazy!

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Jul-9-2007 01:27

*microwaves a christian stegasaurus*

wait, what?

Lady Ruby Caplan
Lady Ruby Caplan
Well-Connected

Jul-9-2007 03:55

Triceratops??? Stegasaurus???
Talk about pansy dinosaurs!

You think that is a dinosaur? Now THIS:

http://www.mexat.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=54003&d=1137163459

http://www.digital-images.net/Images/Universal/Spinosaurus_6031.jpg

is a dinosaur. Aint she lovelys. I call her Tulip. I am soooo waiting for Jurassic Park Cloning to come back!




Lady Ruby Caplan
Lady Ruby Caplan
Well-Connected

Jul-9-2007 04:03

Ten Reasons Dinosaurs make Better Pets
1. Eat your pesky neighbours
2 Don't ask for money at all, it wasn't invented when they were teenagers
3. Can eat a train *
4. You don't need to call them, you know where they are even if you're in the next state or country
5. Never ask to drive the car as they've already squashed it. *
6. Eat your drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke ** or drink much
8. Don't want to wear your clothes because they've already eaten them
9. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college or even school as their brains are too small
10. If they get pregnant, they can eat your children.

* See all environmentally friendly
** http://www.kidsgrowth.com/images/dinosaur.jpg

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