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Anything and Nothing
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biggie528
Lucky Stiff
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Aug-23-2006 22:01
I have created a sleuth miracle!
IT IS THE UNHIJACKABLE THREAD!
Go ahead and try, but this thread is about anything and nothing, all at the the same time!
This is the place where Al can talk about world domination, Crunch can worship David Hasselhoff, SS can try and find even more complicated questions for his pub quizzes, Nikkie can advertise for Tim Tams, cfm can troll for more Sharpie victims, JR can beg for the chance to win Bobo back, and bedazzling can be a way of life!
So go off, rant and rave, talk about anything, i don't care, I just wanted to see my avatar on the page (when its actually me anyways)
So go ahead, I dare you all to try and hijack me :)
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biggie528
Lucky Stiff
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May-20-2007 07:40
Does he have extraordinarily short arms?
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Cordelia Falco
Battered Shoe
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May-20-2007 11:59
*chokes on drink laughing*
Our bathroom light doesn't work at the moment. Sitting down is therefore a really good plan. Only other thing I could think of is that there's something really interesting on the back of the bathroom door.
Feel oddly reassured by the camouflage idea. Tanks, uniforms and now shower curtains. 101 uses.
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Fiddler's Green
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May-21-2007 14:22
My son does novelty poos
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Fiddler's Green
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May-21-2007 14:24
The true classic was when he pood in one of his Action Man wellington boots.....
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Fiddler's Green
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May-21-2007 14:25
My mum (God bless her - scary woman- she starts her car by sacrificing a black cockerel over the bonnet) saw the tip of the "satans coil" sticking to the side of the welly...
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Fiddler's Green
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May-21-2007 14:27
So she picks up the second welly, wondering if he pood in that too...
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Fiddler's Green
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May-21-2007 14:27
She tipped it so that she could see down to the bottom - no poo
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Fiddler's Green
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May-21-2007 14:28
Just lots of wee - she poured the lot down herself.
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Emma Barlowe
Well-Connected
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May-21-2007 20:36
Maybe he has problems with his equilibrium and can't hold himself while aiming and standing at the same time? Or, maybe he secretly wants to be a woman? Or...maybe the coolness of the toilet seat feels good on his bum and he just enjoys it?
Well, at any rate...he never misses or pees on the seat!
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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May-22-2007 00:08
*jams a welly into his toilet drain so he won't ever miss either*
Don't make fun. We all need a goal in life...something to shoot for :P
(Fid...when my little brother was a toddler, he novelty-pooed something he tried to pass off as a pet turtle we all didn't know about. Apparently, this particular turtle really found its niche in the luxurious plushness of the living room carpet. And had no discernible limbs either, but a neck like an underground railway!)
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