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biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Aug-23-2006 22:01

I have created a sleuth miracle!

IT IS THE UNHIJACKABLE THREAD!

Go ahead and try, but this thread is about anything and nothing, all at the the same time!

This is the place where Al can talk about world domination, Crunch can worship David Hasselhoff, SS can try and find even more complicated questions for his pub quizzes, Nikkie can advertise for Tim Tams, cfm can troll for more Sharpie victims, JR can beg for the chance to win Bobo back, and bedazzling can be a way of life!

So go off, rant and rave, talk about anything, i don't care, I just wanted to see my avatar on the page (when its actually me anyways)

So go ahead, I dare you all to try and hijack me :)

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crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Apr-21-2007 02:01

Okay so I went for chicken wings a little earlier and observed this strange, foreign (and therefore scary) phenomenon.

A whole table of eating their wings impaled on a fork. It was the weirdest thing I've ever seen, like a cross between an autopsy and a buffet, but with less salad.

jroepel
jroepel
Con Artist

Apr-22-2007 13:15

That is truly scary Crunch! It goes against everything that is right and beautiful in the universe. lol.

AraLives
AraLives
Battered Shoe

Apr-22-2007 13:32

Oh Lord
Won't you buy me
A Mercedes Benz
My friends all drive Porsches
I must make amends
Worked hard all my lifetime
No help from my friends
So oh Lord
Won't you buy me
A Mercedes Benz.

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Apr-22-2007 17:05

TRY THIS:

Go to Google.com

Click on More

Click on Maps.

Click on get Directions.

From: New York, New York

To: Paris,France.

And read line (instruction) # 24.


biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Apr-22-2007 17:45

Man, EVERYONE is coming up with this one lately.

I might be away for a few weeks while I journey to England, the Mapquest directions seem kinda long ;)

Arabella Parker
Arabella Parker
Well-Connected

Apr-22-2007 20:57

HAHAHAHA, I saw that one, "Swim across the Atlantic Ocean" such easy directions to follow, hopefully Biggie will not get lost. :)

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Apr-25-2007 17:28

dedicated to gotz

Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn:

1. The bandage was wound around the wound.
2. The farm was used to produce produce.
3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4. We must polish the Polish furniture.
5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10. I did not object to the object.
11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13. They were too close to the door to close it.
14. The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18. After a number of injections my jaw got number.
19. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.

English muffins weren't invented in England or French
fries in France (surprise!).

Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.

Quicksand works slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write, but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?

If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?

One goose two geese, so one moose, two meese?

Doesn't it seem crazy, that you can make amends but not one amend.

If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? Is it an odd, or an end?

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Apr-25-2007 17:28

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?

Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?

Have noses that run and feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out, and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all.

That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.


AraLives
AraLives
Battered Shoe

Apr-25-2007 22:27

Its okay Ara, I have FLOATIES! :)

And SS must be bored....

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Apr-25-2007 23:39

heyyy, I can cut and paste out of my emails with the best of them mate :)

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