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Aug-23-2006 22:01

I have created a sleuth miracle!

IT IS THE UNHIJACKABLE THREAD!

Go ahead and try, but this thread is about anything and nothing, all at the the same time!

This is the place where Al can talk about world domination, Crunch can worship David Hasselhoff, SS can try and find even more complicated questions for his pub quizzes, Nikkie can advertise for Tim Tams, cfm can troll for more Sharpie victims, JR can beg for the chance to win Bobo back, and bedazzling can be a way of life!

So go off, rant and rave, talk about anything, i don't care, I just wanted to see my avatar on the page (when its actually me anyways)

So go ahead, I dare you all to try and hijack me :)

Dec-1-2006 02:12

I have a unique talent for positioning myself in the ONLY line whose cash register tape is about to run out just as me and my less-than-12 items are ready to boost.

Dec-1-2006 04:16

It's not so much that I mind the 20 items at the express lane, but it's always the scary cat lady, and she always wants to engage you in conversation, which mainly involves a lot of me smiling and nodding whilst she cackles something about Jesus and the weather.

OR and this is a true story, the lady with the screaming infant who can't balance her handbag and her child, and so therefore in a fit of desperation thrusts said screaming child in the direction of someone who things babies should have carry handles - ME - and says quote/unquote "here can you hold 'this' ".

Dec-1-2006 17:24

LOL, SS!

I cannot shake that image now.

But seriously people. Count..your..items...if there are more than the allowed number at the express lane..GET OUT OF MY WAY!

Dec-1-2006 20:51

LOL SS!! sad part of it is i am usually the parent with the screaming kids... ONLY i leave then in the cart and let them scream..

So everyone???

OH oH oh..... I had the best day today... I was working... very busy day. I had 7 massages. On tipped me $100. I couldnt believe it.. can we say the best day to work or what??!!

I just thought you would like to know my good news. :)

Dec-1-2006 23:50

it's always nice when a story ends with a happy ending...

Dec-2-2006 00:08

SS, are you sure "happy ending" is the euphemism you want to use?

She IS a masseuse, after all...

Dec-2-2006 00:59

The problem is that the people who don't remember to count their items are the same people who probably can't count to twelve, anyway...

Dec-2-2006 01:40

geez Serges some of us crack our hard boiled eggs with a spoon, and some of us just use a sledgehammer... ;)

Dec-2-2006 01:49

*thinks about that stand-up guy Gallagher and his big Sledge-o-Matic closing act*

But enough about eggs. I had a meeting with my TV earlier tonight. On a regularly scheduled commercial break, I sort of started thinking my avatar looks like the Burger King king. Like seriously. Picture:

<----this

but with a crown and a cape.

Goodbye garden gnome, hello whopper, right?!

Dec-2-2006 06:38

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Crunch, you are totally right!!!

Wow...it's uncanny