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biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Aug-23-2006 22:01

I have created a sleuth miracle!

IT IS THE UNHIJACKABLE THREAD!

Go ahead and try, but this thread is about anything and nothing, all at the the same time!

This is the place where Al can talk about world domination, Crunch can worship David Hasselhoff, SS can try and find even more complicated questions for his pub quizzes, Nikkie can advertise for Tim Tams, cfm can troll for more Sharpie victims, JR can beg for the chance to win Bobo back, and bedazzling can be a way of life!

So go off, rant and rave, talk about anything, i don't care, I just wanted to see my avatar on the page (when its actually me anyways)

So go ahead, I dare you all to try and hijack me :)

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biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Sep-12-2006 03:58

...can't breathe....

laughing....too....hard.....

...gasp....

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Sep-12-2006 04:44

the Squirrel would just like to say, nexthe gets kicked in the chest he's gone give someone such a nasty Chinese Burn!

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Sep-13-2006 21:22

Ok I am now taking suggestions for a new contest for me and Justin, since he CLEARLY can't beat me in a physical challenge....

Any ideas?

Logan Creed
Logan Creed

Sep-13-2006 22:39

biggie-

you and justin can compete in the new Arch Villain Dart League. For rules, check the bottom of the page at:

http://www.freewebs.com/thehitchhikers/archvillainparlor.htm

jroepel
jroepel
Con Artist

Sep-14-2006 00:39

Bravo Logan! That is simply brilliant!

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Sep-14-2006 04:07

oh my god, that might be the best game ever! (well except sleuth)....

I also have another distinct advantage over Justin, since I am female and have aim, while males have just the hardest time aiming into a large porcelain bowl and not hitting the rim...

*totally convinced that most men have sprinkler heads....*

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Sep-14-2006 17:15

lol biggie...

here's some stuff form my email this AM...

Time once again to review the winners of the Annual "Stella Awards."

The Stella Awards are named after 81 year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonald's (in NM). That case inspired the Stella Awards for the most frivolous, ridiculous, successful lawsuits in the United States.

5th Place (tie): Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $80,000. by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little toddler was Ms. Robertson's son.

5th Place (tie): 19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000. and medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.

5th Place (tie): Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania, was leaving a house he had just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation, and Mr. Dickson found himself locked in the garage for eight days. He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found, and a large bag of dry dog food. He sued the homeowner's insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The jury agreed to the tune of $500,000. In my opinion this is so outrageous that it should have been 2nd Place

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Sep-14-2006 17:15

4th Place: Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas, was awarded $14,500 and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door neighbor's beagle. The beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. The award was less than sought because the jury felt the dog might have been just a little provoked at the time by Mr. Williams who had climbed over the fence into the yard and was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun.

3rd Place: A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania, $113,500 after she slipped on a soft drink and broke her coccyx (tailbone). The beverage was on the floor because Ms Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.

2nd Place: Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware, successfully sued the owner of a night club in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred while Ms.Walton was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000. and dental expenses.

1st Place: This year's runaway winner was Mrs. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma Mrs. Grazinski purchased a brand new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, (from an OU football game), having driven onto the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the drivers seat to go into the back & make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the RV left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mrs.Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising her in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually do this. The jury awarded her $1,750,000. plus a new motor home. The company actually changed their manuals on the basis of this suit, just in case there were any other complete morons around.


Trelane Rahl
Trelane Rahl

Sep-14-2006 21:35

You know Biggster there are a couple factors however if I go into them people might consider it as TMI(Too much information)

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Sep-15-2006 01:10

oh *is, like MISTER tmi* it really depends on whether you mean like, those wacky 360 degree rotating heads or like a park sprinkler that sort of does the wave, like it was a drunken fan at a minor league ballpark.

Squirrel...grrr...that's actually too funny. Like too funny in the legal sense. I'm gonna sue Ben and Sunny for hosting a game that made me laugh so hard I coughed up my burrito. It wasn't worth more than like 3 bucks, but the mental anguish is like emotional whiplash. So yeah, that's on your head.

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