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Aug-23-2006 22:01

I have created a sleuth miracle!

IT IS THE UNHIJACKABLE THREAD!

Go ahead and try, but this thread is about anything and nothing, all at the the same time!

This is the place where Al can talk about world domination, Crunch can worship David Hasselhoff, SS can try and find even more complicated questions for his pub quizzes, Nikkie can advertise for Tim Tams, cfm can troll for more Sharpie victims, JR can beg for the chance to win Bobo back, and bedazzling can be a way of life!

So go off, rant and rave, talk about anything, i don't care, I just wanted to see my avatar on the page (when its actually me anyways)

So go ahead, I dare you all to try and hijack me :)

Sep-11-2006 23:39

Ten...nine...eight....seven.....


There you go, all fixed up again :)


Allrrrighht folks, bets are still accepted by the Shady character :-)

Sep-11-2006 23:40

1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... Wait a minute, Justin is getting back up. He's shaking his head. SS is asking him if he's ok. Yes he is! The fight is back on. Justin comes forward looking to get back into it. He sends some devestating blows in towards Biggie. She absorbs them as she huddles down protecting her body. Biggie answers with a couple quick jabs as Justin ducks back and away. Justin is dancing around to her left. Biggie follows. Only to walk right into a brick wall of a punch from Justin. She looks a little dazed from that one, but she stays on her feet. The two fighters square up now. Each one taking little tags at eachother. Not really comitting to any really big punches. <Ding> And there's the end of the second round as our fighters return to thier corners. Wow, what a round. This one definately goes to Biggie who scores the fights first knock down.

And with this break we'd like to remind you that this fight is being brought to you live thanks to Sami's Cafe in New York. Where they want to let you know that a D grade from the health inspector is still passing! That's Sami's Greek Cafe.

Sep-11-2006 23:57

Oh, Sami's GREEK? If there's even a TRACE of souvlaki in your shorts, JR, you're disqualified. *whispers* hide the skewer.

Yeah, erm Biggie's gonna need like 9 hiding places. Chica's been freebasing tzatziki sauce. Jonesing it so bad she does a double take every time she sees Greek letters on a frat house.

(I'm SUCH a bad addiction counselor)

FIGHT ON!

Sep-12-2006 00:09

And we're back live here at the begining of round 3. The bell has just rung and the two fighters are back at it again. Biggie tries a blitzkrieg assault to get inside Justin's reach, but he's not allowing it. Justin counters with a combination gets a quick blow down to Biggies body, but the next two are blocked. Our referee SS seems to be a little distracted. It seems, yes, it is. Someone has thrown a bag of peanuts into the ring and SS has turned away from the fight. Oh no! Taking advantage of SS's back being turned, Biggie has struck a low blow bringing Justin down to his knees. You can hear the boos coming from the crowd behind me, and as I look over at the judges table I can see the looks of sympathy pain coming from our judges Al Z, Crunchpatty, and Badass. SS has turned around and is now over scolding Biggie for stopping to such a foul act. Justin has meanwhile stumbled back to his feet. Wait a minute. What's he doing? Ladies and gentlemen, it looks as though Justin is taking off his gloves and going over to the ropes. He's leaning over the ropes and... Oh my goodness, he really must be out of it. He has grabbed a wooden chair and brought it into the ring. Wait a minute. Oh no. He's not sitting in the chair, he's walking up behind Biggie who is talking to SS. He lifts it up and Oh my gosh, crashes it down breaking it over Biggie and down she goes. SS is now in Justin's face yelling at him for this. Biggie pulls herself back up. She's unsteady, and oh look at the anger on her face. She lines up and take a kick at Justin, but misses. She hits referee Secret Squirrel right in the chest sending him over the top rope and into the judges who go sprawling all over the floor. The crowd is on its feet. It is pandemonium in here. Food and beer is flying everywhere. <Go to commercial Go to commercial!>

Sep-12-2006 00:12

As we take this break we'd like to remind you that this fight is being brought to you live thanks to the Circle of Light who'd like to let you know the mother ship is on the way. Thats the Circle of Light, subsidiary of Scientology Hollywood.

Sep-12-2006 00:29

*hijacks the unhijackable* sooooo how deep do you think Travolt's chin cleft thingy is anyway. I bet that face cleavage is like at least a half inch deep....

BIG UPS to this thread for staying alive with no help from scientology

Sep-12-2006 00:33

Ok we're back here at Fight Night and things have settled down a bit. Our referee Secret Squirrel is back in the ring, although looking a little worse for wear, and he has an announcement. "Ladies and Gentlemen. Due to the outrageous departure from the rules we've just witnessed here. The judges have decided to call this fight a draw and end it here at this time." Oh folks, the crowd here at the arena is not too happy about this decision and neither are out two fighters who are still trying to get at eachother. I guess that will wrap things up here at Fight Night. For all of us at Sleuthville radio network, I'm Bernard Samson saying good fight, good night.

As we take this break we'd like to remind you that this fight is being brought to you live thanks to the good people at The New York Downtown Bank. We've survived seven robbery attempts this month. Your money's safe with us, until tommorow. That's the New York Downtown Bank.

Sep-12-2006 00:52

Hoo Boy what a fight! So who's thread is it? I guess it's still Biggies then. :0)

Sep-12-2006 01:08

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab,nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab,and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me."

The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."

Sep-12-2006 03:58

...can't breathe....

laughing....too....hard.....

...gasp....