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Aug-23-2006 22:01

I have created a sleuth miracle!

IT IS THE UNHIJACKABLE THREAD!

Go ahead and try, but this thread is about anything and nothing, all at the the same time!

This is the place where Al can talk about world domination, Crunch can worship David Hasselhoff, SS can try and find even more complicated questions for his pub quizzes, Nikkie can advertise for Tim Tams, cfm can troll for more Sharpie victims, JR can beg for the chance to win Bobo back, and bedazzling can be a way of life!

So go off, rant and rave, talk about anything, i don't care, I just wanted to see my avatar on the page (when its actually me anyways)

So go ahead, I dare you all to try and hijack me :)

Sep-11-2006 22:13

*puts on her gloves, shakes out her hair, bounces up and down in the corner*

What's wrong Justin, you're not gonna bring it? oooh, another guy who's all talk and no action....c'mon, lets see how a REAL MAN fights....

Or if there are no real men, Justin, you will do nicely ;)

Sep-11-2006 23:25

Your listening to fight night on the Sleuthville Radio Network. I’m your announcer Bernard Samson here to give you the play by play.

Badass rings the bell and the two fighters come out of their corners. Let’s look at how this fight stacks up. Justin has the reach; he’s easily head and shoulders above Biggie. But Biggie makes up for her shorter stature with her lightening quick jabs and her speed on her feet. The fighters have come together now. Justin is doing a good job keeping Biggie on the outside. Jab after jab, now a cross to the body, Biggie dances away. Biggie knows she just has to tire Justin out and then get inside his long reach, that’s where she can do some serious damage. Oh! A glancing blow just misses Biggies head as she narrowly blocks the punch. Justin is coming on strong, a flurry of punches. One, two, three. All blocked, but he’s still coming as Biggie can’t keep up. He connects with a cross to the cheek, followed by two quick jabs to the forehead. Oh those look to have caught Biggie by surprise as she is staggering back on her feet. <Ding> And there’s the end of round one. Biggie saved by the bell as she heads back to her corner. There’s no doubt about it folks, that first round was all Justin. He had control and caught Biggie off guard right there at the end.

A reminder as we take this break. This fight is being brought to you by the Tricky Mister Bar in New York City. It may be dank and unsavory. But hey, isn’t that what your looking for in a dive bar? Come on down for a drink, go home with a black eye and a gut wound. That’s the Tricky Mister Bar.

Sep-11-2006 23:26

Ok, now we return you to the fight as the bell rings to start the second round. Biggie come’s charging out of her corner. She’s looking to show she’s not out of this fight. Justin throws a sweeping cross, and oh my goodness! Biggie ducks under the blow and comes up inside Justin’s reach. She immediately goes to work pummeling his body with a lighting quick combination of punches. Justin stumbles back trying to catch a breath. Biggie wheels around with a sledgehammer of an uppercut to Justin’s jaw, sending the gasping giant to the mat. Our referee Secret Squirrel starts the count

Sep-11-2006 23:39

Ten...nine...eight....seven.....


There you go, all fixed up again :)


Allrrrighht folks, bets are still accepted by the Shady character :-)

Sep-11-2006 23:40

1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... Wait a minute, Justin is getting back up. He's shaking his head. SS is asking him if he's ok. Yes he is! The fight is back on. Justin comes forward looking to get back into it. He sends some devestating blows in towards Biggie. She absorbs them as she huddles down protecting her body. Biggie answers with a couple quick jabs as Justin ducks back and away. Justin is dancing around to her left. Biggie follows. Only to walk right into a brick wall of a punch from Justin. She looks a little dazed from that one, but she stays on her feet. The two fighters square up now. Each one taking little tags at eachother. Not really comitting to any really big punches. <Ding> And there's the end of the second round as our fighters return to thier corners. Wow, what a round. This one definately goes to Biggie who scores the fights first knock down.

And with this break we'd like to remind you that this fight is being brought to you live thanks to Sami's Cafe in New York. Where they want to let you know that a D grade from the health inspector is still passing! That's Sami's Greek Cafe.

Sep-11-2006 23:57

Oh, Sami's GREEK? If there's even a TRACE of souvlaki in your shorts, JR, you're disqualified. *whispers* hide the skewer.

Yeah, erm Biggie's gonna need like 9 hiding places. Chica's been freebasing tzatziki sauce. Jonesing it so bad she does a double take every time she sees Greek letters on a frat house.

(I'm SUCH a bad addiction counselor)

FIGHT ON!

Sep-12-2006 00:09

And we're back live here at the begining of round 3. The bell has just rung and the two fighters are back at it again. Biggie tries a blitzkrieg assault to get inside Justin's reach, but he's not allowing it. Justin counters with a combination gets a quick blow down to Biggies body, but the next two are blocked. Our referee SS seems to be a little distracted. It seems, yes, it is. Someone has thrown a bag of peanuts into the ring and SS has turned away from the fight. Oh no! Taking advantage of SS's back being turned, Biggie has struck a low blow bringing Justin down to his knees. You can hear the boos coming from the crowd behind me, and as I look over at the judges table I can see the looks of sympathy pain coming from our judges Al Z, Crunchpatty, and Badass. SS has turned around and is now over scolding Biggie for stopping to such a foul act. Justin has meanwhile stumbled back to his feet. Wait a minute. What's he doing? Ladies and gentlemen, it looks as though Justin is taking off his gloves and going over to the ropes. He's leaning over the ropes and... Oh my goodness, he really must be out of it. He has grabbed a wooden chair and brought it into the ring. Wait a minute. Oh no. He's not sitting in the chair, he's walking up behind Biggie who is talking to SS. He lifts it up and Oh my gosh, crashes it down breaking it over Biggie and down she goes. SS is now in Justin's face yelling at him for this. Biggie pulls herself back up. She's unsteady, and oh look at the anger on her face. She lines up and take a kick at Justin, but misses. She hits referee Secret Squirrel right in the chest sending him over the top rope and into the judges who go sprawling all over the floor. The crowd is on its feet. It is pandemonium in here. Food and beer is flying everywhere. <Go to commercial Go to commercial!>

Sep-12-2006 00:12

As we take this break we'd like to remind you that this fight is being brought to you live thanks to the Circle of Light who'd like to let you know the mother ship is on the way. Thats the Circle of Light, subsidiary of Scientology Hollywood.

Sep-12-2006 00:29

*hijacks the unhijackable* sooooo how deep do you think Travolt's chin cleft thingy is anyway. I bet that face cleavage is like at least a half inch deep....

BIG UPS to this thread for staying alive with no help from scientology

Sep-12-2006 00:33

Ok we're back here at Fight Night and things have settled down a bit. Our referee Secret Squirrel is back in the ring, although looking a little worse for wear, and he has an announcement. "Ladies and Gentlemen. Due to the outrageous departure from the rules we've just witnessed here. The judges have decided to call this fight a draw and end it here at this time." Oh folks, the crowd here at the arena is not too happy about this decision and neither are out two fighters who are still trying to get at eachother. I guess that will wrap things up here at Fight Night. For all of us at Sleuthville radio network, I'm Bernard Samson saying good fight, good night.

As we take this break we'd like to remind you that this fight is being brought to you live thanks to the good people at The New York Downtown Bank. We've survived seven robbery attempts this month. Your money's safe with us, until tommorow. That's the New York Downtown Bank.