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biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Aug-23-2006 22:01

I have created a sleuth miracle!

IT IS THE UNHIJACKABLE THREAD!

Go ahead and try, but this thread is about anything and nothing, all at the the same time!

This is the place where Al can talk about world domination, Crunch can worship David Hasselhoff, SS can try and find even more complicated questions for his pub quizzes, Nikkie can advertise for Tim Tams, cfm can troll for more Sharpie victims, JR can beg for the chance to win Bobo back, and bedazzling can be a way of life!

So go off, rant and rave, talk about anything, i don't care, I just wanted to see my avatar on the page (when its actually me anyways)

So go ahead, I dare you all to try and hijack me :)

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biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Sep-6-2006 07:28

Funny they can read enough to write NO ADAM AND STEVE all over everything....

:)

jroepel
jroepel
Con Artist

Sep-6-2006 18:35

LMAO! Ah thank you. You all brought a smile to my face when it was greatly needed. That was funny.

jroepel
jroepel
Con Artist

Sep-7-2006 03:14

NEW YORK - A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement.

He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzales said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value.

They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the president.

BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Sep-7-2006 03:29

LOL!!!!!!!!

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Sep-7-2006 04:15

LOL I must be tired with how long it just took me to get Al-gebra.....

jroepel
jroepel
Con Artist

Sep-9-2006 01:49

I know this already appeared in the 3 word story... But just because you wanted it so badly Breitkat. Here it is:

<Best Busker Voice> *pipe organ in background*
Ladies and Gentlemen
Boys and Girls
Children of All Ages
GSS Entertainment is Proud to Present to You
The One
The Only
The World Famous
Bobo's Flying Imaginary
Homeless Flea Circus
Watch the Daredevil Acts on the Trapeze
Gaze in Horror as the Lion Tamer Fights The Fiersome Beast
Come One Come All
Step Right Up
Step into the Sideshow Tent and see the Bearded Lady


yoyofoshow
yoyofoshow
Old Shoe

Sep-9-2006 02:43

LOL


BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Sep-9-2006 04:10

Fleas? Hmm, sounds more like the Itchy & Scratchy Show

jroepel
jroepel
Con Artist

Sep-10-2006 01:47

Well it is September. That's right.... It's getting to be time for Oktoberfest!!!!! :0) Yeah Baby! Ah the German half of me is getting excited thinking about it. We have a little German Bakery here in town that goes all out with a festival. We're in the mountains, they do Brats, beer, German bands playing music. I just need some liederhosen. Hmmm... Maybe ebay???

Anyways, they sell a t-shirt at the bakery with a slogan on it that always makes me giggle.

Q: What do you call an angry German?
A: A Sour Kraut!

LMAO! A sauerkraut. Hee hee, ok lame joke, but it bumps my thread back up. lol.

yoyofoshow
yoyofoshow
Old Shoe

Sep-10-2006 07:27

Your thread? I thought this was Biggie's thread.

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