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Al Z
Al Z

Aug-4-2006 08:18

As your newly crowned Order of Socrates Leader, I promise a benevolent and peaceful reign of supremacy. At least, on the surface.

I know you are all very pleased to know that I am now in charge around here. That I, and only I, will be making the key decisions. That you are all freed from the need to think, and as long as you obey my mandates without issue or question, you will be free to live as you like! Well, as I like, really. But since I know you will all like what I like since if I like it it must be something that can be and should be liked so I don't expect much in the way of debate. Let's face it, if someone doesn't like what I like, they are probably a freak. So if you find yourself in contention with the mandates I will be posting on this thread from my mighty throne, ask yourself this: Do I want to be a freak? I am sure after you ask yourself this question, you will comply and start liking what I like. Alrighty then.

To show your appreciation of my reign as the One Supreme Being on Sleuth, this bboard's purpose is for you to list the gifts and offerings that you will lay down at my feet in order to show your loyalty! That's riiiight. It's Tribute Time!

If I like the gift you post bringing me, you will receive my Happy Smile.

If I don't like the gift you post bringing me, my people will chop off the finger on your hand of my chosing.

No pressure, though.

The other purpose of this bboard is for ME to post mandates that I believe will enhance the lives of all in my realm of Sleuth.

Alrighty then! Bring on the tribute!

YOUR BENEVOLENT EMPEROR,
AL Z




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biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Aug-4-2006 22:56

*snickers to herself* now me and Crunch can have some peace....

Onto the the cockfighting!!!

jstkdn
jstkdn
Well-Connected

Aug-5-2006 05:02

*gives biggie a new job as sleuth cheese carrier*

http://europeforvisitors.com/europe/articles/alkmaar_cheese_market.htm

Al Z
Al Z

Aug-5-2006 07:03

OH YES.

THAT'S RIGHT. AL Z REIGNS SUPREME DAY 2 BEGINS NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!

Dun Dun Na NA. NA NA. NA NA. CAN'T TOUCH DIS! HAMMA' TIME, HAMMA' TIME, HAMMA' TIME!

Ooh, Lasagna. I like Lasagna. As for cleaning up the celebration room, I will send Bobo in there to do it. For a chimp, he cleans up nice!!

By the way, the Order of Socrates is not evil. We are just...er...malicious in a benevolent way. Er...yeah!

Take that Jroepel. Or should I say...Sunshine McGee!

Al Z
Al Z

Aug-5-2006 13:50

No.

I'm Al Z.



Al Z
Al Z

Aug-6-2006 12:54

I'm AL Z. Shaken, Not stirred.

I WAS DEPOSED.

Oh well. It was a nice 2 day rule! Now that I am back to being a citizen I might as well share with you all what the special power is.

What it is is INFORMATION DELETED BY THE GOVERNMENT and then after that you get to INFORMATION DELETED BY THE GOVERNMENT which makes a funky sound. In fact, interestingly enough, that also allows you to INFORMATION DELETED BY THE GOVERNMENT tastes delicious.

I'm sure the new guy agrees that it's pretty wicked cool.



biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Aug-6-2006 13:17

LMAO Al

Brishu Orton
Brishu Orton
Well-Connected

Aug-7-2006 14:52

All right, admit it, Al. It was that smelly dog that got you kicked out of office, wasn't it.

Well, if you will teach it to eat disposable fingers and run amok with a chimp, what do you expect?

p.s. in view of your attempted transgression, government officials will be visiting shortly to wipe your memory



BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Aug-7-2006 14:53

Al Z = Al Zazeera?

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Aug-7-2006 16:05

Yes Al, u must be the dumbest person on here

;)

MaryAnn2006
MaryAnn2006

Aug-7-2006 16:41

Ha ha! Biggie, do i detect a hint of sarcasm? LMFAO

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