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Jul-31-2006 20:03

OMG i heard that REgis Philman is gonna be the next host of American Idol!!! Somebody PLZ tell me this is not true!!!

Becky

Jan-21-2007 22:46

Hey now, I said "Pepsi" not "Guiness" :)

Remember, you made us. Any and all whining will be met with a wet union jack in the face administered by a beaver in a Priscilla Presley mask. And an ascot. With leftover kippers evident upon his hirsute chin.

hail britannia..I heard y'all rule the waves and stuff...

Jan-21-2007 23:17

LMAO still set on the Priscilla Presley are ya, guess i've been called worse things in my time :)

And whilst your mentioning whining, you've being doing a lot of it recently, whats ruffled your twizzletuft my dear crunchy............ :D

Jan-21-2007 23:38

meh...I practice what I preach. Like a dentist who never shuts up about teeth.

Speaking of things that never shut up, I think you know FULL well that it's not so much a "what's" ruffled my (insert your untypable british word that sounds like a birdwatcher pleasuring himself with a fistfull of blood pudding and beaver feathers) as it is a "who's "ruffled my (insert your untypable british word that sounds like a birdwatcher pleasuring himself with a fistfull of blood pudding and beaver feathers).

yeah, nobody gets to ruffle my twizzletuft withot consent any more.

AND THE LACK OF A SOLID "NO" IS NOT THE SAME AS CONSENT!

Jan-22-2007 03:46

....its not???

dammit....

Jan-22-2007 04:32

Oh, Gods! I have definitely been away from the boards too long. I've got to clean coffee off my monitor now, Crunch!

*gasps for breath* *giggles* *chokes on giggles while gasping for breath*

School is not NEARLY as much fun!

Jan-22-2007 23:26

*passes dollar-store knock-off wet naps to Rhiemma*

hehe I owe you one coffee.

anybody watching the current auditions? I liked the brother and sister team last week, but the braless mother/daughter wikka cave fish lookalike duo singing that "Don'tcha wish your girlfriend" thing was eight kinds of bizarre...

(lol, still Philbin-free...)

Jan-23-2007 03:50

ahhh the braless mom and daughter/son was HAWT!

I love how she said she tried to look sexy in her silk shirt from 1991, with the skirt AND white sneakers. As if the fact that she's smuggling in two potato sacks wasn't bad enough, she had to wear a SHINY SHIRT??

Jan-23-2007 04:55

Must've missed last week's episode. In the end I only watch the auditions. What can I say? I find the good people boring and the rejects funny.

Jan-23-2007 05:40

I wait all dang year for the auditions. Stupid Bush and his stupid speech tonight means we only get an hour of audition-y goodness tonight, but joy of joys--tomorrow it's two hours.

*lays in the red wine and Fritos*

Jan-23-2007 09:36

oohh good call

I'll be stopping at the store.

And they pre-empt American Idol for you guys too? God you would think living in Canada would mean you wouldn't be stuck missing it for the sake of listening to our moronic president....