crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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May-15-2006 01:17
Slice me open with a swift series of paper cuts to the midsection if I'm wrong about this but I do believe the Champions Leauge final is coming up.
I have a bit of a soft spot for Arsenal...love to see them win it. But *weeps like a schoolgirl who has lost her pencilcase* if I had money on it, it'd be on Barca. I'm having major loyalty issues though, as Thierry Henry and Ronaldinho are probably my two fave players.
(compassion please...remember, I live in Canada. Whatch'all think?
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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May-24-2007 00:49
Okay.
A: Blue balls stink every year, and if you don't believe me, next Christmas buy your advent calendar at a scratch 'n' sniff sex toy shop.
B: The Yankees DO suck. I have it on good authority their official nickname is being changed from the 'Bronx Bombers' to the 'Soho Hoho's', and that each batter must, by contractual obligation, perform a 14 second stripper pole routine with his bat in the warmup box. That's what happens when Rupert Murdoch gets his claws into a good thing.
C: Baseball is a great game, but it's not a sport. To be a sport, at least 20% of the so-called players on the so-called playing surface must be doing something physically exerting, at least 20% of the time. I said so.
Seriously. Watch a few minutes of the Geriatric Naked Wheelchair Shuffleboard Channel, then a few minutes of Major League Baseball, and tell me honestly where you saw more people moving.
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