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May-11-2006 15:34

I'm a senior in high school and so close to graduating... but I still have a homework assignment to do that I need your help with. I have to make a survey of people and what they believe. Is there anyone willing to aswer about ten questions for me? actually, if a could get three people, that would be better. I appreciate any and all help. Thanks!

Dec-7-2008 23:56

Well said there, Joseph. I have surprisingly little interest in what you take up to remind you to pleasure yourself. That might be because I don't know where the energizer bunny ends and God begins. Fortunately, I live near a rechargeable church. It gets its power from Gods solar panels, which god had to pay to get installed in his house. Frickin' cable companies are the messiahs now. The messiahs of Go Fish, because we can't remember the rules to better card games.

Dec-8-2008 18:38

like most contemplative texts it is better to let Nat's thoughts wash over you in waves of messianic Jaberwocky until you reach a plane of higher understanding, upon which time euphoria, or nosebleeds, or both, should set in.

Dec-12-2008 23:32

For legal reasons, I feel like I should say that in the event that you choose to let anything that comes from any part of my body wash over you is something you do at your own risk, and with access to a hazmat suit. Even if it burns.

*pities anyone forced to answer a god survey on prom night). That's a bit like filling out a cookie satisfaction survey on fortune cookie night.

*disclaimer for any young people*

Liking cookies does NOT make you

a) gay
b) a terrorist
c) a girl scout
d) scream "Chips Ahoy" when you see something pretty.

Dec-13-2008 00:00

I don't remember a "god" survey on prom night but I do remember a lot of "Oh Gods". I think the only person I was yelling "Ahoy" to was Captain Morgan though. Cookies really didn't have a big role. Probably needed a hazmat suit now that I think about it....