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American Idol
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knuckles3535
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Apr-27-2006 09:52
Sooooo whos your fav.
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Apr-28-2006 23:47
God. Don't even get me started on closet Idol fandom. I was all, like "hey let's watch the auditions...what's better TV than dumbasses who don't know that they're dumbasses trying to prove they're not dumbasses?"
Whatever, it's like nine weeks later and the machine has completely sucked me in and devoured me. Public service message: DON'T be like crunchpatty!
OK so the shame piece out of the way...here's my analysis:
Paris (not Hilton...neither Ho nor hotel) is far and away the most talented of them. She won't win though, because her appeal is not really that mainstream and this is a show that rewards mediocrity done brilliantly. I actually hope she doesn't win. She's much better than the machine.
Taylor won't win because he won't sell Teen Vogue magazines. There's really nothing about that guy that says 'Hey tweenies...trust me with your tampon questions, ok?" Too bad because he can actually sing.
Kelly was an idiot. Even Andrea Bocelli called her out as blonde and well..that guy is blind.
Elliot has about as much appeal as rancid butter smeared on a playing card.
Bucky will be playing allman brothers cover tunes at the prom for the high school he graduated from until 2009, at which point he will switch jobs. I have no idea what the new job will be but I bet you $10 it will involve a smock.
So it's down to Chris or Katherine (sp?) by my reckoning. Whatever...$5 on Katherine.
ugh *wraps the audition microphone for the upcoming Canadian Idol in back bacon and free health care...rolls up in the corner fingers in ears*
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Emmeline Bogart
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Apr-28-2006 23:54
American Idol is all that's stupid and deteriorating about American life and culture and I would never waste/compromise/taint my precious time nor youth to succumb to watching it.
That said, Paris should totally win, with the grey-haired guy in second.
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Apr-29-2006 00:53
ugh, wilst thou marry me, Emmeline?
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knuckles3535
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Apr-30-2006 06:39
Hey Sunny I watch project runway to.
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Della Devine
Well-Connected
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Apr-30-2006 12:50
*sigh* LOVES Andrea Bocelli Now THERE's a voice a girl could drown in! Trots off to find her cds.
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biggie528
Lucky Stiff
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May-1-2006 18:01
TAILOR!!! oops I mean Taylor....I spend too much time on this game!
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biggie528
Lucky Stiff
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biggie528
Lucky Stiff
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May-1-2006 18:04
and I totally agree with crunchpatty by the way....
i've never known a "real life" evil genius!!
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sonic3535
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May-4-2006 11:23
PARIS IS OUT! :(
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sonic3535
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May-4-2006 11:26
I'm also knuckles3535
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