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Madame Giry
Madame Giry

Apr-7-2006 17:10

I know this may be getting old, but I love these jokes, and I think it could be amusing.

Yo mama so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says, "Please get out of the vehicle, before stepping on the scale."

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crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Apr-8-2006 01:25

Haha, I love these too. How bout, yo mama so old her breast milk comes out powdered.

Or (courtesy of the band Pharcyde...did my best to censor for cussin'):

Ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy
with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs

The sad fact (what?) ya mama smokes crack (what?)
She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back
Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walk
Spit comes out that b**ch mouth when she talk

Refrain: Ya moms...ya moms, ya moms, ya moms

Naked on a mountain top, tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse drinking whisky out a bizoot
She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that:

Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Ya mama look like she's been in the dryer with some rocks
With the big bust nose sucking dirt out of socks
Held up the ice cream truck with a slingshot
She grabbed a bag of Cheese Corn and a soda pop
Ya mama root'n'toot and stole my loot and my suit
She may have the muscles, but no, she's not cute
She's not pretty, oh what a pity, got the glass t*tty
Filled up with Kool-aid, just for the kiddies

Refrain:


crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Apr-8-2006 01:31

more:

Watch out, I'm thinkin about your mother to a funky beat
I went to your house, and she licked me on the cheek
I said excuse me lady, but I remember seeing you at the Palladium
way back in September
Cause you was beatboxin for Lou Rawls
In some bright red boxer drawers
You said ya moms was pretty and young
But she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue

Ya moms, ya moms, she uses Brut
And I saw her ridin a horsey drinking whisky out a boot
She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
Her middle name is Mudbone, and on top of all that

Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Awwwwwwww, ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's
and her skates went flat; I got stuck in her butt crack
They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap
Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way
Cause that would blow me round the world in a day
We drove into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay
because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet

Refrain:

Naked on a mountain top tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse, drinkin whisky out a bizoot
With the wings and the teeth of an african bat, ba-aa-aa-at
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama's got an afro, with a chin strap (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Outro:

Ya mama got snake skin teeth
Ya mama wears coat hangers for earrings , dude she looks like.... hehehe
Ya mama was making sex threats to Ricky Bell and s**t
Ya mama jacked the Kool-aid man for a sip, n*gga
Ya mama was walking down on Sunset with a 99 cent sign on her back
(You're a sellout) ya mama's a sellout n*gga ya mama
Nigga ya mama did a pop tune n*gga
Ya mama's glasses are so thick she look into a map
and see people wavin at her
Your mother got an Ouija board on her back

(etc)

Madame Giry
Madame Giry

Apr-8-2006 16:09

Good, but obscene.

Nancy Drew wannabe
Nancy Drew wannabe

Apr-9-2006 15:19

How 'bout this Yo Mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!

P.S. I love these jokes too!

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