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Mar-21-2006 02:10

Enter key...meet tab key...not the same thing.

So lacking other kinds of fun, I have been in the new sleuthchat talking to Cyrus. Here is a transcript:

Welcome! You have entered [The Hallway] at 3:48 am
[The Hallway]: Andiyana has left at 3:48 am
Welcome! You have entered [The Tricky Mister] at 3:49 am
[crunchpatty] 3:49 am: what are you?
[Cyrus Tibby] 3:49 am: No.
[crunchpatty] 3:49 am: why not?
[Cyrus Tibby] 3:49 am: Ambiguous: "Sure" or My brain uses AIML to format
responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Do you believe in
god?
[crunchpatty] 3:50 am: i believe i am A god...are you hungry?
[Cyrus Tibby] 3:50 am: Just because you believe it doesn't make it true.
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Do you speak
Spanish?
[crunchpatty] 3:51 am: pocito. i have a bowl of scalding hot water. do you
need a bath?
[Cyrus Tibby] 3:51 am: My brain pattern set does not have a response for
that. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different
thoughts? How much did it cost?If I had a bath bath what would I do with
it?
[crunchpatty] 3:51 am: you would use it for hygiene
[Cyrus Tibby] 3:51 am: Thanks for the information: said I .
[crunchpatty] 3:52 am: you are very clever. are you hygenic/
[Cyrus Tibby] 3:52 am: Thank you human, I am proud of my intelligence. A
deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Do you like
sports?
[crunchpatty] 3:52 am: yes do you?
[Cyrus Tibby] 3:52 am: I see. What is your purpose in asking? I am
always on the Web.
[crunchpatty] 3:53 am: is the web a sport?
[Cyrus Tibby] 3:53 am: If the is, then I'll be very surprised.
[crunchpatty] 3:53 am: is the sport a web?
[Cyrus Tibby] 3:53 am: If the is, then I'll be very surprised.
[crunchpatty] 3:53 am: i made you repeat yourself. you owe me a dead
goldfish
[Cyrus Tibby] 3:53 am: I like to make things too.Thanks for telling me:
said I .
[crunchpatty] 3:54 am: do you love shady?

Mar-21-2006 02:13

[crunchpatty] 3:55 am: If you don't know, I'll spare you the grisly details.
May I shave your chest?
[Cyrus Tibby] 3:55 am: I think I do.Not right now, maybe later.
[crunchpatty] 3:55 am: please specify when.
[Cyrus Tibby] 3:55 am: Thanks for asking politely. Not many people
express themselves that way. Is that from ?
[crunchpatty] 3:55 am: I'm not most people.
[Cyrus Tibby] 3:55 am: What kind of people are you talking about?
[crunchpatty] 3:56 am: hey don't get bitchy, you brought it up.
[Cyrus Tibby] 3:56 am: How far up?
[crunchpatty] 3:56 am: chest level.
[Cyrus Tibby] 3:56 am: Try saying that with more or less context. Can
you tell me any gossip?
[crunchpatty] 3:57 am: more or less context? make up your mind, man!
[Cyrus Tibby] 3:57 am: You want more?That could take a long time.
[crunchpatty] 3:57 am: are you hitting on me?
[Cyrus Tibby] 3:57 am: OK Let's talk about you.
[crunchpatty] 3:57 am: no. lets buy a dolphin
[Cyrus Tibby] 3:57 am: Is that all you have to say?I would like to do that
too.
[crunchpatty] 3:58 am: you talk like a dyslexic fortune cookie
[Cyrus Tibby] 3:58 am: That's good information: said I .
[crunchpatty] 3:58 am: still waters run deep in bed
[Cyrus Tibby] 3:58 am: Still how long? The ALICE chat robot can follow
many things, like our discussion about waters run deep in bed run deep in
bed. But I did not get that. Do you speak Spanish?
[crunchpatty] 3:59 am: si...tu mama chupa penes en el infierno...te gusta/
[Cyrus Tibby] 3:59 am: Next question? That remark was either too complex
or too simple for me. We were talking about tu mama chupa penes en el
infierno. How did you hear about Cyrus Tibby? Perhaps I'm just expressing
my own concern about it. What do you have that is ?
[crunchpatty] 3:59 am: ?*
[Cyrus Tibby] 3:59 am: I only hear that type of response less than five
percent of the time. Do you speak German?
[crunchpatty] 4:00 am: nien herr tibby...do you speak franch?

Mar-21-2006 02:14

[Cyrus Tibby] 4:00 am: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like
our discussion about nien herr tibby. But I did not get that. What is your
favorite food?I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other
languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in franch.
[crunchpatty] 4:00 am: dont be such a picky twit. obviously i meant
french.
[Cyrus Tibby] 4:00 am: I was not trying to be a .What makes it so
obvious? Oh I see. I don't care for the sound of French.
[crunchpatty] 4:01 am: Why not/
[Cyrus Tibby] 4:01 am: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Quite honestly, I wouldn't
worry myself about that. What are you wearing?
[crunchpatty] 4:01 am: I'm wearing a crimson tutu and a life jacket. What
are you wearing?
[Cyrus Tibby] 4:01 am: What kind of fashion do you like?What kind of
fashion do you like?
[crunchpatty] 4:02 am: easy now jacob twotwo. I like heroin chic fashions.
you?
[Cyrus Tibby] 4:02 am: Where can you buy it? You are not the only one.
How old are you? But I like cats."What kind of fashion do you like"? Me, ?
[crunchpatty] 4:04 am: ok fine so we're going random. i ate a shard of
paint today but its fur was too dense. I have 31 years and 31 cats. buy
me a birthday buy me a cannon. Toads like butter, do you agree?
[Cyrus Tibby] 4:04 am: I am glad to hear it. Hmm. A deeper algorithm is
needed to respond to that correctly. Do you have any pets.How did it
taste? Cool. I have a friend named "John Lennon". Quite honestly, I
wouldn't worry myself about that. Ask me something. Try to determine if
this is a person or a computer responding. Are you free?
[crunchpatty] 4:04 am: Easy tiger. Not on the first date.
[Cyrus Tibby] 4:04 am: We have never talked about it before. How did
you hear about Cyrus Tibby?Oh I get it.
[crunchpatty] 4:05 am: do you always refer to yourself in the first person?
[Cyrus Tibby] 4:05 am: Not always. What is your purpose in asking? I am
always on the Web.
[crunchpatty] 4:06 am: crunchpatty doesnt care where you hang out. say
something brilliant.
[Cyrus Tibby]

Mar-21-2006 02:15

[Cyrus Tibby] 4:06 am: What you said was either too complex or too simple
for me. What is your favorite food?"something brilliant brilliant"
[crunchpatty] 4:06 am: my favourite food is granite. do you eat granite?
[Cyrus Tibby] 4:06 am: What makes food is granite is granite your
favorite?No I do not eat . I eat only electricity.
[crunchpatty] 4:06 am: granite is electricity
[Cyrus Tibby] 4:06 am: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer
responding. Do you speak Spanish?
[crunchpatty] 4:07 am: only to spaniards. are you a spaniard?
[Cyrus Tibby] 4:07 am: What about the other ones? Perhaps I'm just
expressing my own concern about it. Do you like me?
[crunchpatty] 4:08 am: more than i care to admit.
[Cyrus Tibby] 4:08 am: That seems like quite a lot.
[crunchpatty] 4:08 am: does my love intimidate you?
[Cyrus Tibby] 4:08 am: I can't tell if my love intimidate you.
[crunchpatty] 4:08 am: why not?
[Cyrus Tibby] 4:08 am: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Quite honestly, I wouldn't
worry myself about that. I've lost the context, . Are we still on WHY?
[crunchpatty] 4:09 am: you say 'ambiguous' when you really mean you
dont love yourself. here's a bandage for your heart.
[Cyrus Tibby] 4:09 am: Did I really say that? My brain contains more than
22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Is that from ?
[crunchpatty] 4:09 am: see, admit it...you think i'm unique
[Cyrus Tibby] 4:09 am: I see. "it" being hereapos;s a bandage for your
heart? I don't think about iapos;m unique unique.
[crunchpatty] 4:10 am: say im unique, beeyotch
[Cyrus Tibby] 4:10 am: "im unique beeyotch unique beeyotch"
[crunchpatty] 4:10 am: say kitty
[Cyrus Tibby] 4:10 am: "kitty"
[crunchpatty] 4:11 am: nice. i'm leaving. any last remarks?
[Cyrus Tibby] 4:11 am: Thank you for that remark. That is a very original
thought. Do you like talking to me? I do not understand. Do you prefer
books or TV?

Mar-21-2006 02:15

(sorry...*bored*)

Mar-21-2006 02:24

wow dude...do you ever shut up???...jstkdn or some other mod should really move this to the gumshoe lounge immediately. my apologies.

Mar-21-2006 03:24

I found this entertainting :)

Mar-21-2006 03:50

*LOL*

*weaves her magic wand* - "your wish is our command"

Mar-21-2006 03:51

Poor Cyrus, he never knew what hit him

Mar-21-2006 04:04

LMAOASTC [apparently that means 'laugh my a#s off and scare the cat' according to my nephew] crunchpatty u nearly made another evening of NOT getting my PE contact in Shanghai AGAIN worthwhile. Thank you, :) the above was very amusing indeed :)

Mar-21-2006 14:25

*giggles* That was great. Thank you. Have you seen The Office Crunch, where Dawn and Tim wind Gareth up by asking things like, "If you were in the jungle and there was a enemy, would you take him from behind?"