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Sleuth Home - Detective Ophelia Jones

Director - The Guild Of Nine

Title:
Old Shoe
Experience:
2863390
Archetype:
Very Charming
Age:
2985 days
Gender:
female
Background:
Retired Lawyer
Sleuth Theme:
Shady Character
Last Login:
Apr-2-2013
Account Status:
Inactive
Subscription Status:
Unsubscribed
 
Community:
Post History

Equipment

White Parrot Bejeweled Compact Velour Cloche Becoming Evening Dress The Starlet

Completed Missions

  • Packages Delivered: 27
  • Overdue Books Returned: 31
  • Nemeses Captured: 0
  • Secret Plans Revealed: 0
  • Artifacts Unearthed: 7
  • Journal Pages Found: 0
  • Brass Rings Won: 0

Detective Biography

Ophelia was a bride of God
A novice Carmelite
In sister cells
The cloister bells tolled on her wedding night

Ophelia was the rebel girl
A blue stocking suffragette
Who remedied society between her cigarettes

And Ophelia was the sweetheart
To a nation overnight
Curvaceous thighs
Vivacious eyes
Love was at first sight
Love was at first sight

Ophelia was a demigoddess in pre-war Babylon
So statuesque a silhouette in black satin evening gowns

Ophelia was the mistress
To a Vegas gambling man
Signora Ophelia Maraschina
Mafia courtesan

Ophelia was the circus queen
The female cannonball
Projected through five flaming hoops
To wild and shocked applause
To wild and shocked applause

Ophelia was a tempest cyclone
A goddamn hurricane
Your common sense, your best defense
Lay wasted and in vain

For Ophelia'd know your every woe
And every pain you'd ever had
She'd sympathize and dry your eyes
And help you to forget
Help you to forget
And help you to forget

Ophelia's mind went wandering
You'd wonder where she'd gone
Through secret doors down corridors
She wanders them alone
All alone

~Natalie Merchant~ Ophelia

The era, the name, the song, the artist all intrigue me and speak my very breath. Is it true old souls find their way back home? It's not for me to know.....
O.J.

Politics

Order o Socrates:  Poor(-2)
Arcanum Brthrhd:  Poor(-1)
Cosa Nostra:  Fair(8)
Eastern Triads:  Fair(8)
Circle of Light:  Poor(-1)
Green Hand:  Poor(-3)
The Tea Steepers:  Terrible(-50)
Shangri La Tigers:  Great(50)

Contacts

Bartender (New York)
Barber (New York)
Barber (London)
Curator (London)
Calligraphist (Shanghai)
Waitress (Shanghai)
Barber (Delhi)
Missionary (Delhi)
Pianist (Sleuthetania)

Arch Villains

Sadie "the Mole" Grimm
Captured

Caesar "the Lizard" Glock
Captured

Karl "Lazy Eyes" Stone
Captured

Esmeralda "the Lizard" Severn
Captured

Lord Omar von Schneider
Captured

Gilda "Matchstick" Dimitrijevic
Captured

Professor Drusilla Boucher
Captured

Sir Luther Dvorkin
Captured

Baron Jack Dark
Captured

Gustav "the Squeak" Severn
Captured

Elvira "the Pistol" Dvorkin
Captured

Colonel Tatiana Dvorkin
Failed

Abdul "the Lizard" von Dreyst
Failed

Books Collected

The Hound of the Baskervilles
Arthur Conan Doyle

The Adventure of the Empty House
Arthur Conan Doyle

The Art of War
Sun Tzu