Sleuth Home - Detective Ms Helen

Officer - Eye Spy Investigations

Experience:		10032000
Archetype:		Very Charming
Age:		1276 days
Gender:		female
Background:		Retired Lawyer
Sleuth Theme:		Flat Black
Last Login:		Nov-21-2009
Account Status:		Editor
Subscription Status:		Unsubscribed
Community:		Post History

Equipment

Detective Biography

Favour: postal clerk
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finally hit 9 million - 12th may 2009
finally hit 8 million - 30th march 2009
finally hit 7 million - 3rd december 2008
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[Arabella Parker] : lol, I can picture the little squirrelly paws, typing like mad.. the little eyes darting back and forth...

[Arabella Parker] : Helen misses her man by talking about breaking, biting and squashing Nuts... I think I feel sorry for her mister.

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[Adam Carter] : Why bother trying when you're already screwed?

[Adam Carter] : Nobody tries with me anymore... everytime they get close I just move the goalposts a bit further away...

[Adam Carter] : "I'll do more than assault you, I'll a-pepper ya"

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SAMBUCA IS THE DEVIL

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Biggie thinks she knows about the Queens English, Ha, she knows nothing. I had to write a dummies guide just for her...

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Ever heard the $0.30 story

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SS's AVL trash talk

[Secret_Squirrel] : hey Sleuthbot don't dish it out til you're on top of the table looking down your nose at all those you've whipped before
[Secret_Squirrel] : ok yes that reads kinda weird... if you are imagining a squirrel on top of a table dressed up in a dominatrix outfit weilding a cat-o'nine tails DON'T
[Adam Carter] : luckily its a female squirrel
[Secret_Squirrel] : yeah you're right... dominatrix outfit... where would i put my nuts?
[Adam Carter] : over your shoulders
[Secret_Squirrel] : that's a stretch
[Secret_Squirrel] : literally and metaphorically

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Politics

Contacts

Tailor (New York)
Fortune Teller (New York)
Bartender (London)
Barber (London)
Stage Manager (Shanghai)
Calligraphist (Shanghai)
Podiatrist (Delhi)
Missionary (Delhi)
Shoemaker (Cairo)

Arch Villains

Admiral Tabitha von Dreyst
Captured

Count Vincent Severn
Captured

Lady Tabitha Rowe
Captured

Elvira "the Moth" Boucher
Captured

Caesar "the Spider" Glock
Captured

Admiral Letitia Mahendra
Captured

Electra "Needles" Claw
Captured

Lucinda "Knuckles" Mahendra
Captured

Rex "Two Thumbs" Belphegore
Captured

Doctor Julius Thorn
Captured

Captain Abdul Aryaman
Captured

Caesar "the Dragon" Boucher
Captured

Salome "the Beetle" von Wrath
Captured

Captain Roderick Derringer
Captured

Xavier "Two Thumbs" Xu
Captured

Veda "Machine Gun" Rowe
Captured

Colonel Carmen Drake
Captured

Cynthia "the Lizard" Wolf
Captured

Professor Ursula Glock
Failed

Andreas "Babyface" Minx
Failed

Books Collected

Secret Adversary
Agatha Christie

The Mysterious Affair at Style
Agatha Christie

The Hound of the Baskervilles
Arthur Conan Doyle

A Scandal in Bohemia
Arthur Conan Doyle

Martin Hewitt, Investigator
Arthur Morrison

The Mystery of Marie Roget
Edgar Allan Poe

The Murders in the Rue Morgue
Edgar Allan Poe

The Circle of Fire
Michael Bagen

A History of Indian Philosophy
Surendranath Dasgupta

The Moonstone
Wilkie Collins