Sleuth Home - Detective biggie528

Director - SMRT Investigations

Experience:		12370070
Archetype:		Tough and Charming
Age:		1313 days
Gender:		female
Background:		Moonlighting Dilettante
Sleuth Theme:		The Green Hand
Last Login:		Nov-16-2009
Account Status:		Chat Mod
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Detective Biography

Co-Administrator of the Official Sleuth Arch Villain Leagues

Headquarters located at www.lkentertainment.net/sleuth

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Tales of the world's greatest superhero, CAPTAIN CLIMAX!

Crunch: look out ladies...the captain's here and, apparently, he wants to be your nasty man

Captain Climax totally comes with his own theme song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdmWh1n8nXU

His Arch-Nemesis: Preemo, the Minuteman: Producing the juice before its even in the caboose...


Crunch: Testimonials??? Hot damn, talk dirty to me, Ron Popeil!


Biggie: I want a laptop

Crunch : Oh trust me, when you get one you'll be fingerbanging it too...tiny keyboard means that watching me type is like watching a squirrel get a handjob.

Secret Squirrel: Don't beleive a word crunch says... he slips you a few drinks, makes some witty remarks, you laugh, your relaxed, and the next thing you know, you wake up with the taste of monkey in your mouth, your nuts are missing, and someone's written, in god knows what, across your chest a link to where you can find the pictures on MySpace...

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Is my BFF a hermaphrodite?

[Serges] : i like whoever likes me
[Serges] : the way i look at it, im equipped for any party i get invited to :)

Serges: In other words, playing Sleuth for free and then not being happy with it is akin to downloading Metallica tracks from Limewire and then getting an attitude when Lars Ulrich comes to your house and beats you to death.

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AraLives: only people who came into the world via my vagina get an easter basket. I'm looking over that list right now and you don't appear to be on it, so sorry.

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Me and Crunch's fantasy bachelor/ette pad:
-bunk beds with a convenient hole in the top bunk
-lifetime supply of wax for those hard to reach areas
-garden gnomes and hitching posts outside
-lube in a glass jar
-pickled fetus
-name the fetus competitions
-walk-in liquor cabinet with fake wood paneling
-episodes of 90210 on a loop
-plastic furniture condoms/covers
-suspension boots in every doorway
-plaster hasselhoff
-twister (you know, for when we're bored)
-a zebra unicorn who doubles as a fluffer
-Dress-me-up John Denver refrigerator magnets
-his n hers cattle prods
-sharks w/ laser beams
-Vibrating rabbits

Politics

Contacts

Priest (New York)
Tailor (New York)
Waiter (London)
Librarian (London)
Bartender (Shanghai)
Silk Merchant (Shanghai)
Postal Clerk (Delhi)
Waiter (Delhi)
Coffee Roaster (Cairo)
Banker (Cairo)

Arch Villains

Cynthia "the Knife" Drake
Captured

Baron Dragutan Xu
Captured

Captain Andreas Frost
Captured

Baronness Tatiana Stone
Captured

Colonel Theodorus Derringer
Captured

Dragutan "the Rat" Dark
Captured

Lizzie "the Razor" Lancaster
Captured

Shu Fang "the Weasel" Mahendra
Captured

Admiral Achan Zhou
Captured

Doctor Andreas Dimitrijevic
Captured

Oliver "Babyface" Mahendra
Captured

Admiral Circe Claw
Captured

Olaf "the Weasel" Moriarty
Captured

Gustav "Lazy Eyes" Glock
Captured

Gustav "the Mole" Dvorkin
Captured

Sadie "the Razor" Dvorkin
Captured

Cassandra "the Spider" Panzer
Failed

Drogo "Two Thumbs" Stone
Failed

Captain Rex Frost
Failed

Books Collected

The Hound of the Baskervilles
Arthur Conan Doyle

A Scandal in Bohemia
Arthur Conan Doyle

The Murders in the Rue Morgue
Edgar Allan Poe

A History of Indian Philosophy
Surendranath Dasgupta