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Sleuth Home - Detective Breitkat

Director - Wish On a Star

Title:
Thespian
Experience:
22944400
Archetype:
Smart and Charming
Age:
4066 days
Gender:
female
Background:
Freelance Investigative Reporter
Sleuth Theme:
Secret #2
Last Login:
Apr-8-2017
Account Status:
Active
Subscription Status:
Subscribed
 
Community:

Equipment

Bejeweled Compact White Parrot Bountiful Spring Becoming Evening Dress Fancy Cowboy Boots

Completed Missions

  • Packages Delivered: 88
  • Overdue Books Returned: 93
  • Nemeses Captured: 0
  • Secret Plans Revealed: 12
  • Artifacts Unearthed: 16
  • Journal Pages Found: 2
  • Brass Rings Won: 0

Detective Biography

Hi! I'm Breitkat (pronounced Bright-Cat). I got that name because my dad named me for my mother, who died soon after I was born, and because I have a cat (or rather, Her Highness owns me).
I was raised as a diplomat's kid, and my dad took me all over the world while he did his work as a Scientific Emissary (don't ask me what that means, he won't tell me!!). Anyway, I got to meet lots of really interesting people and do lots of things that most other kids never even dream of (like riding a camel and speaking Gaelic).
After university, I tried getting a regular job like everyone else, but that lasted about twenty minutes (for some strange reason, I just didn't seem to fit in). So I decided to go back on the road and work for an international newspaper, the World Herald. Every so often I help out some of Dad's friends when they need some information or someone found, or even the occasional murder or other intrigue solved. One day, a private investigator contacted me and asked if I would like to help him too. I said why not, and here I am.
Speaking of favors, probably the most unique one involved my helping the Maharajah of Bengal a couple of years ago. I managed to track down his Ruby-Studded Reading Glasses (the poor man can't see a thing without them). In return for my 'brilliance' (I didn't think it was that big a deal, but okay...), His Majesty presented me with a small multi-colored kitten. He told me she was a sub-species of the Bengal tiger, and she would only get to be about 100 pounds big, but she would still have the spirit of a tiger and would protect me wherever I went. I couldn't pronounce the name he gave her so I tried an approximation and called her Missy.
She goes everywhere with me and is just adorable. She's very well-trained, but she does have something of an obsession with feathers and shoes (I have no clue why!). Everyone falls in love with her as soon as they lay eyes on her (distant yell, "YYEOW!"). Well, almost everybody. Missy, how many times do I have to tell you, don't chew on the director??!!!
(distant even louder yell, NNNNNOOOOO!!!!!") Or the director's shoes!!!! Do you have any idea how much custom-made rattlesnake cowboy boots cost??? For that matter, do I have any idea how much custom cowboy boots cost?? Oh Missy...

(group chorus of shouts, "BAD KITTY!!")

Politics

Order o Socrates:  Fair(5)
Arcanum Brthrhd:  Poor(-3)
Cosa Nostra:  Good(10)
Eastern Triads:  Fair(5)
Circle of Light:  Good(10)
Green Hand:  Fair(5)
The Tea Steepers:  Great(270)
Shangri La Tigers:  Terrible(-270)

Contacts

Banker (New York)
Music Teacher (New York)
Concierge (London)
Barber (London)
Calligraphist (Shanghai)
Bartender (Shanghai)
Missionary (Delhi)
Podiatrist (Delhi)
Spice Merchant (Cairo)
Banker (Cairo)
Hairdresser (Sleuthetania)
Engineer (Sleuthetania)

Arch Villains

Marquis Vincent Drake
Captured

Charming Xenia Zhou
Captured

Elvira "the Serpent" Zhou
Captured

Nox "the Cyclone" Azarola
Captured

Herr Maximilian Malatesta
Captured

Dasharath "the Stingray" Metzger
Captured

Narcisse "the Giant" Scroggs
Captured

Gorka "Lazy Eyes" Panzer
Captured

Morwenna "the Cyclone" Aryaman
Captured

Azriel "the Zealot" Derringer
Captured

Dasharath "Boxcar" Wolf
Captured

Admiral Julius Ackermann
Captured

Countess Shu Fang Minx
Captured

Magistrate Scholastica von Dreyst
Captured

Dorian "Switchblade" Stone
Captured

Countess Sarvamata Kaloyenov
Captured

Winston "Monkey Face" Malatesta
Captured

Ladislav "Government-Rejected" Arjun
Captured

Andreas "the Brute" Suchet
Captured

Magistrate Sabina von Schneider
Captured

Don Alfonso Kaloyenov
Captured

Shu Fang "the Zealot" Corleone
Captured

Countess Mirjeta Ackermann
Captured

Medea "the Mole" Derringer
Captured

Doctor Philbert Grimm
Captured

Captain Esmeralda Frost
Captured

Clytemnestra "the Lizard" Dark
Captured

Captain Caesar Wolf
Captured

Roderick "Whirling Dervish" Moriarty
Captured

Professor Alexander Dvorkin
Captured

Colonel Achan Rowe
Captured

Gustav "the Mole" Glock
Captured

Professor Ming Claw
Captured

Colonel Medea Zhou
Captured

Captain Sabina Panzer
Captured

Mortimer "the Lizard" Belphegore
Captured

Alaczar "Snake Eyes" Scroggs
Captured

Madame Gilda Dark
Captured

Rex "the Snake" von Schneider
Captured

Gustav "the Scorpion" Aryaman
Captured

Colonel Godfrey Musgrave
Captured

Baron Alaczar Dark
Captured

Admiral Ivy Dark
Captured

Elvira "the Mole" von Schneider
Captured

Professor Tatiana Cain
Captured

Lilith "the Mole" Zhou
Captured

Colonel Ravenna Wolf
Captured

Alaczar "the Dragon" Severn
Captured

Mortimer "the Snake" Malatesta
Captured

Colonel Electra Grimm
Captured

Lady Lilith Severn
Captured

Vivian "Snake Eyes" Mahendra
Captured

Lord Gustav von Wrath
Captured

Sir Nox Malatesta
Captured

Vincent "Machine Gun" Belphegore
Captured

Nox "Needles" Blood
Captured

Sadie "the Lizard" Adler
Failed

Assassin Aristotle Azarola
Failed

Doctor Adoremus Claw
Failed

Marshal Oliver Inglethorpe
Failed

Baron Vladimir Boynton
Failed

Wanjala "Haymaker" Simonides
Failed

Marshal Dorian Satterwaite
Failed

Count Julius Dimitrijevic
Failed

Zandra "the Shadow" Aryaman
Failed

Books Collected

The Mysterious Affair at Styles
Agatha Christie

Secret Adversary
Agatha Christie

The Adventure of the Empty House
Arthur Conan Doyle

The Hound of the Baskervilles
Arthur Conan Doyle

A Scandal in Bohemia
Arthur Conan Doyle

Martin Hewitt, Investigator
Arthur Morrison

The Mystery of Marie Roget
Edgar Allan Poe

The Murders in the Rue Morgue
Edgar Allan Poe

Wax House
Michael Bagen

A History of Indian Philosophy
Surendranath Dasgupta

Mystery Haiku Contest
Various Authors

50 Words or Less Contest
Various Authors

The Epic Ode
Various Authors

Seuss Noir
Various Authors

The Moonstone
Wilkie Collins

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