The Battery Boardwalk Expansion - 8 April 2017

Sleuth Home - Detective Serges

Director - Dawn Of The Dead

Title:
Vigilante
Experience:
4932730
Archetype:
Tough and Smart
Age:
4046 days
Gender:
male
Sleuth Theme:
La Cosa Nostra
Last Login:
Apr-8-2014
Account Status:
Inactive
Subscription Status:
Unsubscribed
 
Community:

Equipment

Dagger of Horus Ma Jong Set Hardboiled Buckskin Crusader Knifeboots

Completed Missions

  • Packages Delivered: 32
  • Overdue Books Returned: 13
  • Nemeses Captured: 0
  • Secret Plans Revealed: 3
  • Artifacts Unearthed: 0
  • Journal Pages Found: 0
  • Brass Rings Won: 0

Detective Biography

The secret's finally out; I AM the man behind the curtain.

Riza: "*goes to touch box*

Molly Maltese and I are soulmates. True story, bro.

[nicnic] : ok adam. since you won't do our recruiting thread, will you at least come up with a slogan for your best friend and the woman who popped your child out of her vagina?
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JasonArends: "Im just happy im not barbie hugger"
[Jason Arends] : i think i came in riza
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I, Serges "Kickstab" McKnifeboot, have, for reasons beknownst to me and several others, retained the legal services of Longwater and Illicit (Adam Carter is a chav) to act as my co-counsels for purposes of publicly retracting any comments I may or may not make while participating in bar chat that may or may not be construed as offensive, ill-intended, or generally regarded as in bad taste, to anyone who may or may not be present at the time of such alleged comments. So there.

nephitism (neh'-fih-ti-zum) N. 1. A condition that compels a process of perpetual retirement and serial replacement of detectives by a single player who enjoys the game but struggles with the social aspects of it, leading them to suggest numerous enhancements for lone wolf detectives who are subscribed. Like the more familiar "Nepotism" it suggests a genealogical relevance, to the extent that what seems random and unique is in fact united by a common bloodline. May eventually lead to in-breeding.
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[Jason Arends] : i just realized the women to men ratio in our agency
[Jason Arends] : looks like we're going to have a BLAST getting syphillis

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[Eden Zweig] : lol im the goddam green hand guardian bro, of course i will
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Wherein Biggie and I discuss waiting to hear from Ben...

[Serges] : but im not distracted... I want word from the heavens!
[Serges] : :)
[biggie528] : dont be silly hes not God
[biggie528] : God answers prayers ;)
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I am SO the president of the Crunchpatty-is-a-smooth-mutha-shut-your-mouth-I'm-just-talking-about-Crunch-I-can-dig-it Fan Club. Rock on, mon capitan. Rock on.

SS is #1 on my list of man-love. Not in that prison movie kind of way though.

And to Rem, DaRu, and Nikkie... you're #1 in my book. Well, technically #1,2,3... if only there were a way to figure out the order...
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[Serges] : illicit, say something spectacular right now, and youre in.
[Illicit] : Something spectacular
[Illicit] : YAY I am in
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Playing Sleuth for free and then not being happy with it is akin to downloading Metallica tracks from Limewire and then getting an attitide when Lars Ulrich comes to your house and beats you to death.
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Politics

Order o Socrates:  Fair(8)
Arcanum Brthrhd:  Fair(8)
Cosa Nostra:  Good(10)
Eastern Triads:  Fair(8)
Circle of Light:  Good(10)
Green Hand:  Good(10)
The Tea Steepers:  Great(70)
Shangri La Tigers:  Terrible(-70)

Contacts

Bartender (New York)
Tailor (New York)
Waiter (London)
Podiatrist (London)
Waitress (Shanghai)
Barber (Shanghai)
Missionary (Delhi)
Barber (Delhi)
Banker (Cairo)
Baker (Cairo)

Arch Villains

Winston "the Razor" Kowalski
Captured

Lady Sofia Severn
Captured

Wanjala "Two Tips" Lancaster
Captured

Colonel Silvanus Ackermann
Captured

Augustus "the Moth" Scroggs
Captured

Colonel Andreas Blood
Captured

Letitia "Monkey Face" Grimm
Captured

Anastasia "the Shadow" Wolf
Captured

Jack "the Viper" von Wrath
Captured

Hemlok "Monkey Face" Dimitrijevic
Captured

Mortimer "Matchstick" Rowe
Captured

Roderick "Knuckles" Glock
Captured

Godfrey "Machine Gun" Stone
Captured

Baronness Anastasia Grimm
Failed

Books Collected

The Mysterious Affair at Styles
Agatha Christie

The Adventure of the Empty House
Arthur Conan Doyle

The Hound of the Baskervilles
Arthur Conan Doyle

Martin Hewitt, Investigator
Arthur Morrison

The Mystery of Marie Roget
Edgar Allan Poe

A History of Indian Philosophy
Surendranath Dasgupta